"The Lord just didn't ...

[Babs]

This is a nationally televised game, I believe.

oh, lord. This can't lead anywhere good.

[TripletDaddy]

Our defense didn't know whether to be using black magic or kryptonite.

This explained their confused expressions in the second half.

[TripletDaddy]

The Utes open with a team that BYU is trying to permanently drop because it is scared to play it:

Utah State University.

No need for a press release yet about next year's opening games. The Utes finished with a win and can enjoy it for a while.

stop living in the past!

[TripletDaddy]

oh, lord. This can't lead anywhere good.

Utah's MWC defense made Albama's SEC offense look pathetic.

Florida, the SEC CHAMP, blew out Oklahoma last night.

Imagine what BYU's MWC defense will do to Oklahoma in the BLUE RIVER SHOOTOUT. It is going to be a bloodbath.

This is going to be one of those rivalry games where emotions are running so high that you could expect to see several personal fouls, late hits, etc.

[Babs]

This explained their confused expressions in the second half.

It was the chafing from the pocketful of kryptonite.

[TripletDaddy]

It was the chafing from the pocketful of kryptonite.

you are being a spin doctor.

[Babs]

you are being a spin doctor.

oh, you know me...little miss can't-be-wrong.

[TripletDaddy]

oh, you know me...little miss can't-be-wrong.

i was always more partial to Two......princes....

[Babs]

i was always more partial to Two......princes....

alright, but I'm not sure those are diamonds in his pockets.

[TripletDaddy]

alright, but I'm not sure those are diamonds in his pockets.

we already established that he is likely not a deer in those headlights.

[UtahDan]

... see fit for us to win."

-- my mother

You'd think she'd grow awfully bitter at the Lord after awhile. Especially for inspiring running plays on third and fifteen. Perhaps that's one of those mysterious ways things.

This rule is what is referred to as the Austin corollary.

[cougjunkie]

This rule is what is referred to as the Austin corollary.

I really hoped this board was above this kind of garbage.

[YOhio]

I really hoped this board was above this kind of garbage.

Can you believe how whiny and bitter he sounded?

[SeattleUte]

... see fit for us to win."

-- my mother

You'd think she'd grow awfully bitter at the Lord after awhile. Especially for inspiring running plays on third and fifteen. Perhaps that's one of those mysterious ways things.

The turning point occurred just before the first half. Stoops should have kicked two field goals and gone in up 13-7. He strikes me as a very immature, emotionally unbalanced, desperate man. A better gounded man would have kicked the FG's and probably won the game.

[Jeff Lebowski]

My mom says this kind of thing after every game. She went on to theorize that the Lord is withholding these blessing because some of the players must not be living righteous lives. (at OU!? Perish the thought!)

Ahem.... Texas won yet another BCS bowl game with a thrilling finish. All in spite of that freakiness and drunken partying with topless coeds. And those God-fearing Sooners lost again. Go figure.