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    For the Ute fans who are geeked about next year's defense

    A word of caution.

    We had similar high hopes for our offense this year, and while they turned out to be good, we're all a little disappointed. Next year is a whole season away. Maybe the loss of your DC will hurt more than you think. Maybe all your LBs get fat. Maybe one of them marries another's sister and they start doing a lot of tackle drills together, to the exclusion of the rest of the defense, thus totally destroying the chemistry of the unit (and possibly turning gay).

    You just never know.
    At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
    -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10
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    Don't listen to him Ute fans. Next year is going to be awesome for you guys. You should start thinking of t-shirt slogans that represent the high expectations you have for your team.

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    • #3
      I already ordered my magic coins.
      I intend to live forever.
      So far, so good.
      --Steven Wright

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      • #4
        I just had a new slogan trademarked: Utah--Greatest Team in the Universe!

        Its not so much about being the best team or going undefeated, but more about it being just a great collection of guys. I don't think people will read into this any more than that.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Brian View Post
          I already ordered my magic coins.
          What is a magic coin? You mean the old coin behind the ear trick? Because I'd just use a quarter or something.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
            A word of caution.

            We had similar high hopes for our offense this year, and while they turned out to be good, we're all a little disappointed. Next year is a whole season away. Maybe the loss of your DC will hurt more than you think. Maybe all your LBs get fat. Maybe one of them marries another's sister and they start doing a lot of tackle drills together, to the exclusion of the rest of the defense, thus totally destroying the chemistry of the unit (and possibly turning gay).

            You just never know.
            I think KW has football a bit higher than 5 on the priority listm like 3rd or even as high as 2nd. Therefore, you're just doing some wishful thinking.
            "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


            "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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            • #7
              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              Don't listen to him Ute fans. Next year is going to be awesome for you guys. You should start thinking of t-shirt slogans that represent the high expectations you have for your team.
              I'm going to sell tee shirts that say "This time we mean it".

              I'll sell you one for just a couple of bucks over cost.
              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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              • #8
                Utahs slogan next year:

                "If you perm your hair you can play college football with steroids and get away with it."
                *Banned*

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                  Utahs slogan next year:

                  "If you perm your hair you can play college football with steroids and get away with it."
                  Perhaps this unnamed man could keep himself occupied.....

                  http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,475904,00.html
                  Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
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                  I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                    Perhaps this unnamed man could keep himself occupied.....

                    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,475904,00.html
                    LOL. that article is hysterically funny.
                    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                    --Jonathan Swift

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
                      Perhaps this unnamed man could keep himself occupied.....

                      http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,475904,00.html
                      My high school basketball team routinely had these absurd fundraiser basketball games where our faculty would play against these other basketball teams. One year they played a team of dwarves. Another year they played a bunch of C and D list celebrities. Nitro was one of them. Corey Feldman MC'd the event and was like captain/coach of the team and was sloshed and slurring everything he said on the mic.
                      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                      -Turtle
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
                        A word of caution.

                        We had similar high hopes for our offense this year, and while they turned out to be good, we're all a little disappointed. Next year is a whole season away. Maybe the loss of your DC will hurt more than you think. Maybe all your LBs get fat. Maybe one of them marries another's sister and they start doing a lot of tackle drills together, to the exclusion of the rest of the defense, thus totally destroying the chemistry of the unit (and possibly turning gay).

                        You just never know.
                        Before the 2004 season began, zoobs kept saying over and over "Gary Crowton had a great first year too, but won only four games in his second year."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
                          A word of caution.

                          We had similar high hopes for our offense this year, and while they turned out to be good, we're all a little disappointed. Next year is a whole season away. Maybe the loss of your DC will hurt more than you think. Maybe all your LBs get fat. Maybe one of them marries another's sister and they start doing a lot of tackle drills together, to the exclusion of the rest of the defense, thus totally destroying the chemistry of the unit (and possibly turning gay).

                          You just never know.
                          Sitake will do just fine. He's a mad man on defense.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                            Don't listen to him Ute fans. Next year is going to be awesome for you guys. You should start thinking of t-shirt slogans that represent the high expectations you have for your team.
                            Being undefeated, there is only one way to go. Hopefully they don't come up with some quest stuff.

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