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I punched 4, elbowed 2 and murdered 1. Oh how I hate the whole Ute organization.
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There are Ute fans at church? As a drunken inbred, I don't know what a church is, let alone go to one.Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
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If only I could cyber-murder you right now....Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostComment
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"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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There is one Ute flag in my neighborhood. I was going to hit the lady in the lip, but I figured her lower intelligence and drunkeness was punishment enough.Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostJust try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. OaksComment
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That's low.Originally posted by BlueHair View Post"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA UteComment
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I said I DIDN'T hit her!Originally posted by DU Ute View PostJust try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. OaksComment
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I did not beat up any Cougars or Utes at church.
But my mom hosted our extended-family Thanksgiving today, and it took less than thirty seconds (I timed) from the point at which the first OkState Cowboys fan arrived before my mom started in on the post-bedlam smack. You'd think a shutout would speak for itself, but apparently notsomuch.Comment
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What took her so long?Originally posted by Babs View PostJust try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. OaksComment
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I like your mom.Originally posted by Babs View PostJust try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. OaksComment
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There is a prominent church leader who is a member of my ward, and he rarely attends because he travels so much, but was present today, and wearing a red tie?!?!? I hastily stood up, yelled "^(#^ ME!!," stormed out, slashed his tires, and scraped in the paint "YOU DRUNK INBRED OLD FOOL!"Comment
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your wounds will heal in time.Originally posted by Fiyero View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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That's what the dermatologist said too! They had to graft some skin around the cephalic vein, but should be barely noticeable by the end of the next decade.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostComment
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