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BCS Declares Germany the Winner of World War II
US Ranked 4th
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.
"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."
German Chancellor Adolf Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
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What I can't understand is why in the world, when the game is on the line, they don't send the house to block the kick. Pitt played that fg straight up and left two at home. Send the house! Block it! That's the only way you stay alive to fight in OT.Originally posted by I.J. Reilly View PostAnd just like that, Pitt falls. Points for me on the Pick 'em! Woo hoo!Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Some teams out there are really, really weak on the push upfront on kicks. It's almost as if they don't practice any formation but one.Originally posted by pellegrino View PostWhat I can't understand is why in the world, when the game is on the line, they don't send the house to block the kick. Pitt played that fg straight up and left two at home. Send the house! Block it! That's the only way you stay alive to fight in OT.
That being said, Bill Stewart is lucky he got out of there with a win. WVU dominated that game statistically, but he refused to kick field goals a few times in the game. Had he done so, the score would have been more heavily in favor of WV. He's lucky his kid who hardly kicks in games could make that long-ish last boot.
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