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I'm glad to hear the police were in stable condition when they shot the man.Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
- Howard Aiken
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Don't know about that. My buddy could recount the story of a patient who tried to give his peepee permanent ridges using a coat hanger and a melted plastic fork.Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."Comment
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Sounds a lot easier than using a ribbed jimmy hat."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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:yikes:Originally posted by hostile View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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That reference reminds me of one of my all time favorite lyrics.Originally posted by Commando View Post
My jimmy runs..." on second thought."Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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I crack myself up. I'm sure nobody here has thought of the word 'Jimmy Hat' in over 20 years.Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
This is the epicenter of that reference for me. Back when Ice Cube was dangerous...
https://youtu.be/7ag4pBKYWeQ?t=219Last edited by Commando; 03-03-2016, 09:15 AM."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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Reminds me of "Left My Wallet in El Segundo"Originally posted by Commando View Post"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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Originally posted by hostile View Post
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Until it gets infected.Originally posted by Commando View Post"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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broOriginally posted by hostile View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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As I understand it the hanger was used to create a tunnel under the skin. The fork was then melted to create small plastic beads which were placed in said tunnel. Surprisingly, the beads became infected later on.Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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Yeah, the mental images were much better when it was based on imagining how one would use melted plastic and coat hangers for such a use...Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View PostDon't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
- Howard Aiken
Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
- Variation on Greenspun's Tenth RuleComment
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