If the Ammish had a University and

[landpoke]

I hadn't thought about the Mennonites being a factor. Once again, Title IX rears it's ugly head.

And what about the Hutterites? I would think they'd have to admit all
Anabaptists or face losing their federal research funds.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I'll bet some of the Amish who lacked testimonies or good grades would go to a state school north of Lancaster County and drink beer and make fun of the Amish school, then steal Amish U. alumni to run their school and their football program.

[jay santos]

I'll bet some of the Amish who lacked testimonies or good grades would go to a state school north of Lancaster County and drink beer and make fun of the Amish school, then steal Amish U. alumni to run their school and their football program.

Then someone creates ammishlancasterforum.com where they pretend to be mature enough to get along while secretly hating each other's guts.

[Solon]

Then someone creates ammishlancasterforum.com where they pretend to be mature enough to get along while secretly hating each other's guts.

Lancaster is where all of the liberal Amish live anyways. The mullahs all live in Big Valley.

[DU Ute]

I'll bet some of the Amish who lacked testimonies or good grades would go to a state school north of Lancaster County and drink beer and make fun of the Amish school, then steal Amish U. alumni to run their school and their football program.

Then someone creates ammishlancasterforum.com where they pretend to be mature enough to get along while secretly hating each other's guts.

Nicely done!

[byu71]

I guess I could go pose this question in the Foyer. Are the Ammish more moral than mormons because they are more restrictive.

[beelzebabette]

I guess I could go pose this question in the Foyer. Are the Ammish more moral than mormons because they are more restrictive.

Don't abandon before this thread meets its potential. Amish U doesn't even have a mascot yet.

[byu71]

Don't abandon before this thread meets its potential. Amish U doesn't even have a mascot yet.

I know. I actually probably should have started with the FLDS University. At least I have a picture of their cheerleading squad. We could have compared their appropriate attire with the debasing to women outfits the BYU cheerleaders wear.

[il Padrino Ute]

Don't abandon before this thread meets its potential. Amish U doesn't even have a mascot yet.

The Amish University Witnesses.

[byu71]

The Amish University Witnesses.

Kelly McGillis? I guess she wasn't the witness, but I thought she was pretty hot. I was sorry to see she and Harrison Ford didn't end up together.

[beelzebabette]

Kelly McGillis? I guess she wasn't the witness, but I thought she was pretty hot. I was sorry to see she and Harrison Ford didn't end up together.

You should watch the Hallmark channel. Their Amish get their man in the end.

[Solon]

I'd go with The Amish U Whoopie Pies.

[il Padrino Ute]

Kelly McGillis? I guess she wasn't the witness, but I thought she was pretty hot. I was sorry to see she and Harrison Ford didn't end up together.

Yes, that's what I was inferring.

I'm curious if it would be some kind of recruiting violation if a few boosters built a barn for the father of a potential recruit, even if the kid was Amish and the family just moved into the area.

[il Padrino Ute]

I'd go with The Amish U Whoopie Pies.

Can you imagine what tailgating would be like before a game? Mmmm-mmmm!

[Solon]

Can you imagine what tailgating would be like before a game? Mmmm-mmmm!

Good call. It'd be great.

Any number of hex-signs would go nicely on the helmets.