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  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25235

    #151
    Did anyone else catch the jab at Guy Ferry during the weight watchers commercial?
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • Green Monstah
      Royal Rooter
      • Aug 2010
      • 13929

      #152
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Did anyone else catch the jab at Guy Ferry during the weight watchers commercial?
      I didn't notice the jab in that commercial, but I thought Katy Perry's opening outfit was a nod to Fieri.
      Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

      "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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      • The_Tick
        Made something of myself
        • Nov 2008
        • 7273

        #153
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Of course. Even if Tick had locked his sports heart, he would have been required to complete that supplement, including the explanation section for those who mark "Yes" under the question "Have you ever previously aligned yourself with a professional sports team in the same league as the team for which you are presently seeking a fanship waiver? If your answer is "Yes," explain below why your present waiver should override that prior fanship."
        The Seahawks were in the AFC when I fell in love with them, and out of love with the 49ers. They didn't cut back over to the NFC until the end of the 2001 season. (They spent their first season in 1976 in the NFC.) So...spend some more billable hours twisting this farther.

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25235

          #154
          Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
          The Seahawks were in the AFC when I fell in love with them, and out of love with the 49ers. They didn't cut back over to the NFC until the end of the 2001 season. (They spent their first season in 1976 in the NFC.) So...spend some more billable hours twisting this farther.
          No twisting necessary. I don't see how any of what you just said is relevant to switching allegiances. (Psst, I said league, not conference or division.)
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #155
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            No twisting necessary. I don't see how any of what you just said is relevant to switching allegiances. (Psst, I said league, not conference or division.)
            Also, misuse of "farther" instead of "further."
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • The_Tick
              Made something of myself
              • Nov 2008
              • 7273

              #156
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              No twisting necessary. I don't see how any of what you just said is relevant to switching allegiances. (Psst, I said league, not conference or division.)
              Oh. Okay then.

              GFY

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              • Flystripper
                Degenerate Gambler
                • Nov 2008
                • 14089

                #157
                Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                Oh. Okay then.

                GFY
                There you go!
                Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #158
                  Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                  Oh. Okay then.

                  GFY
                  Just to clarify, are you saying "farther" or "further" right there?
                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                  • Jeff Lebowski
                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 69534

                    #159
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    Just to clarify, are you saying "farther" or "further" right there?
                    I almost positive that GFY means "Good for you!". That's how I like to interpret it, anyway.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • Color Me Badd Fan
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 12519

                      #160
                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                      http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/...-pete-carroll/

                      This is an awesome article. It convinced me that the Seattle coaches are being unfairly condemned. Classic Monday morning quarterbacking!
                      I read this last night, of course he's being unfairly condemned. I alluded to this the other night -- Seattle either had the choice of hurrying and running a second down play, but they then risk leaving enough time on the clock for the Pats to score a field goal and tie the game. Seattle made the proper choice in milking the clock. The tradeoff was that Seattle was going to have to pass on either 2nd or 3rd down.

                      So the choice then comes down to whether Seattle should pass on 2nd or 3rd and which would be more advantageous. New England either had no idea whether Seattle was going to run or pass on 2nd down, or, if anything, they thought Seattle was going to run the ball. Had Seattle run the ball on 2nd down and failed to get into the endzone, then Seattle would have to pass on 3rd in order to ensure they could run a 4th down play if they failed to get into the endzone on 3rd. I would argue you're better off passing on 2nd when the defense has little idea whether you're going to run or pass, as opposed to 3rd when New England would have known they were going to pass the ball.

                      I do have quibbles about the actual pass play they called. They should have rolled Wilson out to either side. More defenders would have had to commit to stopping Wilson from running into the endzone and opened up more space for someone to get open.
                      Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37899

                        #161
                        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                        We know that wasn't junkie, he liked the Dolphins because of their colors.
                        I thought he picked them out of the newspaper? Or maybe that's why he's a Spurs fan.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • falafel
                          loves to talk on things
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37899

                          #162
                          Also, for the record, I would like Donuthole and THE Douger to state when they began following the Broncos.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Donuthole
                            Official Outgayer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 25235

                            #163
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            Also, for the record, I would like Donuthole and THE Douger to state when they began following the Broncos.
                            GFY!
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • The_Douger
                              Athletic Supporter
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 5413

                              #164
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              Also, for the record, I would like Donuthole and THE Douger to state when they began following the Broncos.
                              1985. My best friend moved to Denver. We went to see them that fall. We went to a Broncos game against the 49ers. The Broncos won 17-16. That's who I cheered for from that point on.

                              And I don't really care about the bandwagon that much. Every team has it. I just think it's funny that there's apparently about 6 lifelong Seahawks fans who I've been talking football with for the last 6-7 years at work, and never knew this about them until a couple years ago.
                              Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                              • Northwestcoug
                                Cocked and Loaded
                                • May 2011
                                • 17946

                                #165
                                I'm a proud Pats bandwagon fan. I didn't start following them until I moved to Boston. My fandom was solidified one snowy night in 2001, when I was in the Children's Hospital ER waiting room, waiting with a sick kid. It was a busy night and I got to watch a whole football game while waiting. It was really entertaining. Maybe you guys remember the game:

                                tuck-rule-woodson-strip.jpg

                                And I've followed them since. Yeah DH and DDD, I'm a pathetic fan, I don't have any history with the Pats. When I was in grade school I loved the Steelers, and I didn't have any history with them either. Hell, I was even a Hawks fan last year, only to hope that Peyton would lose in the Super Bowl again.

                                Whatever, GFY.
                                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                - SeattleUte

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