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  • The Doobie Bowl: Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawks

    Since RCV's thread is located in the diner, I'll start the Super Bowl thread. If the mods want to merge them and move his into the Sports Bar, I'm fine with that, too.

    As luck would have it, the year my team is playing in the SB is the year I get called as the ward clerk and have 1pm church. Church is over at 4pm, and typically i'm around until 5pm helping finish the donations deposit. Of course, this is also the year the SB is starting an hour earlier than usual, due to the cold weather factor in NJ.

    Mrs. D is far too stalwart to skip church for entertainment purposes (unless we're on vacation--she's such a hypocrite!) but i've made arrangements with my assistant clerks to cover the donations, and I'm skipping out of priesthood (as usual) and heading home to catch the game from the start.

    Go Broncos!
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    You need a new calling fast, and not just because of the SB.
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    • #3
      An ahhh story that's Super Bowl-related. Derek Coleman seems like a good human.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
        An ahhh story that's Super Bowl-related. Derek Coleman seems like a good human.
        That is pretty cool. I didn't realize he's deaf. I didn't even realize Seattle had more than one running back.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • #5
          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
          An ahhh story that's Super Bowl-related. Derek Coleman seems like a good human.
          IJR posted in the Seahawks thread that a friend of his made the ad. Very inspiring.
          You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
          Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

          Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
          You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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          • #6
            I have to say, the thread title is brilliant.
            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
            Alessandro Manzoni

            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

            pelagius

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            • #7
              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
              I have to say, the thread title is brilliant.
              Actually it should be something like smoke a bowl. Nobody says doobie bowls or doobies anymore.
              Dyslexics are teople poo...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                Since RCV's thread is located in the diner, I'll start the Super Bowl thread. If the mods want to merge them and move his into the Sports Bar, I'm fine with that, too.

                As luck would have it, the year my team is playing in the SB is the year I get called as the ward clerk and have 1pm church. Church is over at 4pm, and typically i'm around until 5pm helping finish the donations deposit. Of course, this is also the year the SB is starting an hour earlier than usual, due to the cold weather factor in NJ.

                Mrs. D is far too stalwart to skip church for entertainment purposes (unless we're on vacation--she's such a hypocrite!) but i've made arrangements with my assistant clerks to cover the donations, and I'm skipping out of priesthood (as usual) and heading home to catch the game from the start.

                Go Broncos!
                You salvaged this post well. It started out poorly and was starting to make me mad by the second paragraph.
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                  Actually it should be something like smoke a bowl. Nobody says doobie bowls or doobies anymore.
                  for us old folks it works fine.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • #10
                    We'll that's one way to start a game, I suppose.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #11
                      aikman insists on calling an end around a reverse. It's not like he should know anything about football.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #12
                        This could not be going worse for Denver. What a stupid challenge by Fox.
                        Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                        • #13
                          Denver should be counting its lucky stars they are only down by 8.
                          I'm your huckleberry.


                          "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                          • #14
                            This is going to get ugly.

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                            • #15
                              Ruh roh.
                              τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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