Official LeBron James hater thread

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  • MartyFunkhouser
    Disciple of RNGesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 18720

    #1

    Official LeBron James hater thread

    It appears that a few more Bron Bron haters are starting to emerge. I believe that the Bron Bron hate is similar to Roger Clemens hate. A few people saw that Clemens was an ass early on, but it took time for the general population to catch up. It is just a matter of time before Bron Bron hate takes over.

    To this end, I believe we should start an official Bron Bron hate thread.

    I will start with a few reasons that I hate him:

    1) Crab dribbles
    2) His incessant chest pounding
    3) Whining about officiating including the Pacers/Cavs game where he explained how the refs should call 2 plays, that were identical, both in his favor.
    4) Being a winner chaser and being a Yankees fan despite never living in New York and having a home team.
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  • I.J. Reilly
    Nobody's Fool
    • Apr 2009
    • 2949

    #2
    I dislike his mother. Can I join this thread?

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    • FN Phat
      I ♥ gateway sex
      • Feb 2009
      • 8691

      #3
      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
      It appears that a few more Bron Bron haters are starting to emerge. I believe that the Bron Bron hate is similar to Roger Clemens hate. A few people saw that Clemens was an ass early on, but it took time for the general population to catch up. It is just a matter of time before Bron Bron hate takes over.

      To this end, I believe we should start an official Bron Bron hate thread.

      I will start with a few reasons that I hate him:

      1) Crab dribbles
      2) His incessant chest pounding
      3) Whining about officiating including the Pacers/Cavs game where he explained how the refs should call 2 plays, that were identical, both in his favor.
      4) Being a winner chaser and being a Yankees fan despite never living in New York and having a home team.
      1) Watch the NBA make a rule change in favor of the crab dribble
      2) When you dominate the NBA, pound away
      3) Unfortunatly the refs have been so inconsistent this year. I am not saying that the public complaining of refs is a good thing, but might be justified. Also, show me any player in the game that doesn't complain about a call. (I can't think of one on the Blazers that doesn't)
      4) I think the Yankee cap is more of a fashion statement than them being his favorite team. I know that is what he said, but if you go to any urban setting and you will see your fair share of fitted, straight-brimmed, brand new, still with stickers Yankee hats. Either backwards or straight, sometimes even sideways.

      When anyone becomes the obvious best player in their sport, there is going to be haters. So Funk, hate on my man. For me, I say...

      Go LeBron!!
      I'm your huckleberry.


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      • Fiyero
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 5266

        #4
        *crickets

        Trivia: since the NBA switched to the 2-3-2 format in the finals, only one team has been swept in the middle 3. Who was it?

        Hint: Lebron was not on that team.

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        • YOhio
          Hipster Mode
          • Nov 2008
          • 26165

          #5
          Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
          I will start with a few reasons that I hate him:

          1) Crab dribbles
          2) His incessant chest pounding
          3) Whining about officiating including the Pacers/Cavs game where he explained how the refs should call 2 plays, that were identical, both in his favor.
          4) Being a winner chaser and being a Yankees fan despite never living in New York and having a home team.
          Count me in.

          1- He's from Akron. Barf!
          2- He's converted loads of stupid Cavs fans that didn't watch an NBA game since the Cavs traded for Shawn Kemp, but now they're die hard.
          3- His lame tattoos.
          4- Watching the Cavs play reminds me of a city league team with a Juco star as their ringer.
          5- That he enabled Mike Brown to win Coach of the Year, even though Brown will probably be working for TNT by the end of next season.
          6- Not one of his commercials has been entertaining. Not the Lebrons, not the puppets, not the Chinese animation. Not one. I've hated all of them.
          7- His overhyped personality.
          8- His wannabe Jay-Z business style.
          9- That he would force me to cheer for the Lakers over the Cavs.
          10- He has an endorsement deal with Sprite, which is a totally disgusting soft drink.
          11- He doesn't play for the Jazz.

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          • TripletDaddy
            sweet triple
            • Nov 2008
            • 58186

            #6
            Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
            *crickets

            Trivia: since the NBA switched to the 2-3-2 format in the finals, only one team has been swept in the middle 3. Who was it?

            Hint: Lebron was not on that team.
            Iverson's 76ers losing to the Lakers?

            ps you botched the question, but that is what happens when you google your basketball info.
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            • YOhio
              Hipster Mode
              • Nov 2008
              • 26165

              #7
              Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
              To this end, I believe we should start an official Bron Bron hate thread.
              Also, Bron Bron is a crappy nickname. The two syllables don't make it easier to say and it's longer to write.

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              • DrumNFeather
                Invisible Swordsman
                • Nov 2008
                • 8854

                #8
                He let Deshawn Stevenson get under his skin and one up him several times off the court.
                "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                • RobinFinderson
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 10548

                  #9
                  I don't understand why Lebron doesn't just do this all game long. That is what I would do. Stand near the half court line, get the ball, and drop it in the hoop from there.

                  [YOUTUBE]lMJ7Q0aiV4I[/YOUTUBE]

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                  • Flystripper
                    Degenerate Gambler
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14089

                    #10
                    fail
                    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                    • Hsaru
                      Junior Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 1109

                      #11
                      Mpfunk you are one weird cat, your obsessions with hating certain things and people for very inconsequential reasons is bordering on OCD.

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                      • Surfah
                        Where's Wallace?
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 33726

                        #12
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        6- Not one of his commercials has been entertaining. Not the Lebrons, not the puppets, not the Chinese animation. Not one. I've hated all of them.
                        His commercials are pretty great. The muppet one with him clapping powder all over the place had me cracking me up.
                        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                        -Turtle
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                        • Hot Lunch
                          Out of Office
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7842

                          #13
                          Long live King James

                          [YOUTUBE]9-9TAoPPgKQ[/YOUTUBE]
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                          • Surfah
                            Where's Wallace?
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 33726

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hot Lunch View Post
                            Long live King James

                            [YOUTUBE]9-9TAoPPgKQ[/YOUTUBE]
                            Number 6 was rated far too low. Nasty.
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                            • Color Me Badd Fan
                              Senior Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 12519

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                              *crickets

                              Trivia: since the NBA switched to the 2-3-2 format in the finals, only one team has been swept in the middle 3. Who was it?

                              Hint: Lebron was not on that team.
                              The Dallas Mavericks in 2006 against the Miami Salvatores.
                              Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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