Friend of a friend of a jackass friend ran into Jay Cutler at a bar

[oxcoug]

FoFoF: (Approaches, starts in) "heyyy, just wanted to say I love how you play and how you're own thing - also, my buddy [so-and-so] used to play O line for you in high school his name is...."

Cutler: (stepping around FoFoF toward a girl he wants to talk to) "I don't give a fuhhhhhcccck"

[falafel]

We don't like stuff like that in real life, but we'd all be laughing if this were a scene from a movie.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I'm shocked that a professional athlete acted like an asshole.

[oxcoug]

We don't like stuff like that in real life, but we'd all be laughing if this were a scene from a movie.

Totally agree, I think it's hilarious. I think I'd even be amused if I was the one he did that to.

Evidently the distinctive part of his delivery was how he stretch "f**k" into a long vowel "fuhhhhhhhhhhhck"

[falafel]

Totally agree, I think it's hilarious. I think I'd even be amused if I was the one he did that to.

Evidently the distinctive part of his delivery was how he stretch "f**k" into a long vowel "fuhhhhhhhhhhhck"

That delivery is why I laughed. I also pictured him looking past the FoFoF and at the chick as he said it.

[ERCougar]

Why are you friends with a jackass?

[San Juan Sun]

Not surprised. Cutler is a dick to his current linemen too.

[HBCoug]

The consensus from people I've spoken to from the Denver Broncos Boys & Girls Club in downtown Denver to people who've associated with Jay in various football capacities is that he's a first rate asshole. He's nothing if not consistent.

[oxcoug]

Why are you friends with a jackass?

Isn't everybody friends with at least one?

[Flystripper]

Isn't everybody friends with at least one?

if you are not friends with one then chances are that YOU you are the jackass in your circle of friends.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

If you run into one jackass in the morning, then you just ran into a jackass. If you run into jackasses all day then you're the jackass.

[YOhio]

FoFoF: (Approaches, starts in) "heyyy, just wanted to say I love how you play and how you're own thing - also, my buddy [so-and-so] used to play O line for you in high school his name is...."

Cutler: (stepping around FoFoF toward a girl he wants to talk to) "I don't give a fuhhhhhcccck"

Um, Jay Cutler is engaged to reality television star Kristi Cavallari. They even have a child together. I really doubt he's hanging around bars and talking to women.

[Commando]

if you are not friends with one then chances are that YOU you are the jackass in your circle of friends.

Which comedian did that routine... Dane Cook?

[Flystripper]

Which comedian did that routine... Dane Cook?

Something like that. I know it was not my original thought.

[Non Sequitur]

Which comedian did that routine... Dane Cook?

It was in Justified last week.