Junior Seau dead?

[FN Phat]

I can't remember what the life expectancy is for an NFL player, but it's much, much shorter than the US average. I think it's in the neighborhood of 10 to 15 years shorter.

I think he was referencing the struck by lightning...twice.

[Surfah]

Wow, this press conference with his mother speaking is really heart wrenching.

[Green Monstah]

Wrong. Marcus is wearing leather Jack Purcell Converse. Key looks like he just popped by Famous Footwear and picked up a pair of standard Chuck Taylors.

Good thing you didn't totally just prove my point there.

[TripletDaddy]

Good thing you didn't totally just prove my point there.

If your point is that you are unfamiliar with shoes, then I agree I just proved your point.

[Green Monstah]

If your point is that you are unfamiliar with shoes, then I agree I just proved your point.

Keyshawn wears all sort of converse and similar looking shoes all the time; with suits, with jeans, on TV, etc. Watch him on ESPN. So, yes, the fact that Marcus Allen's are leather and Keyshawn's are canvas is of no consequence. I'll give you a long rope due to mourning of a beloved athlete.

[TripletDaddy]

So, yes, the fact that Marcus Allen's are leather and Keyshawn's are canvas is of no consequence.

Again, I agree with you. For someone like you, it is of no consequence. I don't see us differing on this.

[Green Monstah]

Again, I agree with you. For someone like you, it is of no consequence. I don't see us differing on this.

You're a pain in the ass. I'll revise my original statement.

Marcus is wearing shoes that appear to be of the same manufacturer as shoes Keyshawn often wears. I can't tell by looking at this picture, but they may be made of different material, but still look horrible in either case. Luckily, neither of these players were at USC when DDD became a fan. His intense mancrush on Carson Palmer is the genesis of his love for the Trojans.

Thank you, and God Bless America.

[dabrockster]

you mean other than the whole driving over a cliff thing?

That was in 2010 you jackass...

[old_gregg]

That was in 2010 you jackass...

[Surfah]

Marcellus Wiley is just bawling like a baby right now.

[SeattleUte]

LDS?

[Flystripper]

LDS?

No.

[Art Vandelay]

LDS?

In about a year.

[scottie]

Credit to our old friend Cougjunkie on this article: http://deadspin.com/5867720/death-is...-1994-chargers

Wow, cougjunkie writes for deadspin?

[Viking]

Terrible