Of course by Satan, I mean with the LA Dodgers. I did once flirt with being a Dodger fan when DePo was in charge and they seemed to be an organization that would embrace innovations in baseball. In fact, I considered them my team in the NL during this period of enlightenment. It soon became clear that the hand of one of Satan's highest ranking minions, Tommy Lasorda, was still guiding the franchise.
However, in the best interests of the Oakland A's, I am considering uniting with the Dodgers in mutual hatred of the San Francisco Giants and actually rooting for the Dodgers over the Giants (and only the Giants) until those bastards give us San Jose.
However, in the best interests of the Oakland A's, I am considering uniting with the Dodgers in mutual hatred of the San Francisco Giants and actually rooting for the Dodgers over the Giants (and only the Giants) until those bastards give us San Jose.