If anyone is wondering why the Suns might be underachieving, this is how they seem to be spending their time between games:
Meanwhile...
Looks like they are taking the season quite seriously.
Louis Amundson had the final day of the Suns' season to get through but spent every hour of it in fear of retribution after he filled O'Neal's van with pink plastic-foam bits Tuesday. Amundson got up early Wednesday after a restless night with Shaq attack nightmares. "I was really afraid for my life," he said. "Shaq's the last guy if you make a list of people you want to punk." He left his downtown condo early for Wednesday's shootaround and walked there, not wanting to take a chance with his bicycle. There were pranks like such as O'Neal hiding Amundson's bike in the arena rafters that prompted Amundson to steal O'Neal's van keys. But once Wednesday's film-room session ended, O'Neal and teammates tried to pin down Amundson to a chair as O'Neal broke out hair clippers. All O'Neal got was a chunk of Amundson's ponytail but did manage to shave off half of Amundson's left eyebrow, leaving him scraped up from the fray. "I wasn't trying to let him cut my hair off," Amundson said. "I was fighting pretty hard. At the end, he kind of gave up." But Amundson was sure O'Neal wasn't done, peering both ways out of each doorway thinking that O'Neal had more in store. -- Arizona Republic
Suns center Shaquille O'Neal arrived at the arena Wednesday night in a shirt bearing a photo of Louis Amundson's face on a woman's body and reading "Louisa Amundson." He said he made 2,000. "It's not over, Lou, it's not over," O'Neal said. -- Arizona Republic
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