The world needs hotter women's tennis players

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  • oxcoug
    Dolphins Rape Hipsters
    • Dec 2009
    • 5309

    #1

    The world needs hotter women's tennis players

    It's a major problem when there are two women named Safarova and Zvonareva playing and neither is that attractive.

    Also, this Safarova chick makes the most incredibly annoying sound when she hits the ball.
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  • Jacob
    Junior Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 6801

    #2
    Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
    It's a major problem when there are two women named Safarova and Zvonareva playing and neither is that attractive.

    Also, this Safarova chick makes the most incredibly annoying sound when she hits the ball.
    They really should do something about the noises the ladies make. It's ridiculous. But women's tennis is boring and I don't watch. So I guess I really don't care.

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    • BlueHair
      Boom Bitches!!!
      • Nov 2008
      • 2894

      #3
      Originally posted by Jacob View Post
      They really should do something about the noises the ladies make. It's ridiculous. But women's tennis is boring and I don't watch. So I guess I really don't care.
      I like the noises.
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      • Flystripper
        Degenerate Gambler
        • Nov 2008
        • 14089

        #4
        Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
        I like the noises.
        me too
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        • KillerDog
          a.k.a. K-dog
          • Feb 2009
          • 4196

          #5
          Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
          I like the noises.
          Some dude whispering with interspersed grunts by women, preferrably two women, makes women's tennis sound like porn without the music.

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          • creekster
            It is NOT a monkey!
            • Nov 2008
            • 22661

            #6
            Originally posted by KillerDog View Post
            Some dude whispering with interspersed grunts by women, preferrably two women, makes women's tennis sound like porn without the music.
            Porn has music?
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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            • Jacob
              Junior Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 6801

              #7
              Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
              I like the noises.
              Anything to distract from the poor level of actual play, I suppose. I was watching some highlights last night and couldn't believe that they were highlights. It was almost like watching women's basketball as far as actual play goes. But while those women couldn't beat a good college player, they could beat me, so I'll keep my yapper shut for now.

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 37906

                #8
                Originally posted by Jacob View Post
                Anything to distract from the poor level of actual play, I suppose. I was watching some highlights last night and couldn't believe that they were highlights. It was almost like watching women's basketball as far as actual play goes. But while those women couldn't beat a good college player, they could beat me, so I'll keep my yapper shut for now.
                That's funny, because tennis is one of the few sports where I think the women's level of play is just as entertaining as the men's. Does anyone remember watching Serena Williams' match in the 2004 (or 05) Australian open? I can't remember who it was against, and I don't think it was for the title, but it was one of the most thrilling sporting events I had seen in a long time. Really spectacular.
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                • Flystripper
                  Degenerate Gambler
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 14089

                  #9
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  That's funny, because tennis is one of the few sports where I think the women's level of play is just as entertaining as the men's. Does anyone remember watching Serena Williams' match in the 2004 (or 05) Australian open? I can't remember who it was against, and I don't think it was for the title, but it was one of the most thrilling sporting events I had seen in a long time. Really spectacular.
                  I agree for the most part. I womens tennis is appealing because the serve/volley style that dominates the men's game is not as entertaining as the long rallies that are more frequent in the women's game.
                  Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                  • Jacob
                    Junior Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 6801

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                    I agree for the most part. I womens tennis is appealing because the serve/volley style that dominates the men's game is not as entertaining as the long rallies that are more frequent in the women's game.
                    The long rallies are due to the inferior play. But I can see how some people like it. It is a high level of tennis and they hit pretty hard. Just not remotely close to what the men are able to do.

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                    • pellegrino
                      miserere me
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 12100

                      #11
                      Originally posted by creekster View Post
                      Porn has music?
                      only if you turn the volume up.
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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186

                        #12
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Does anyone remember watching Serena Williams' match in the 2004 (or 05) Australian open? I can't remember who it was against, and I don't think it was for the title, but it was one of the most thrilling sporting events I had seen in a long time. Really spectacular.
                        Based on your description, it sounds like it made an indelible impression.
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                        • Flystripper
                          Degenerate Gambler
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 14089

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jacob View Post
                          The long rallies are due to the inferior play. But I can see how some people like it. It is a high level of tennis and they hit pretty hard. Just not remotely close to what the men are able to do.
                          Are men tennis players better than women tennis players? Yes but I find women's tennis more entertaining. Are NBA players better than college players? Yes, but I find College basketball more entertaining. Are NFL players better than college players? Yes, but I find college football more entertaining.
                          Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37906

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            Based on your description, it sounds like it made an indelible impression.
                            Heh. I was expecting something like that. I think it might have been against Sharapova. It went to extra sets and they traded points the entire way.
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                            • Jacob
                              Junior Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 6801

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                              Are men tennis players better than women tennis players? Yes but I find women's tennis more entertaining. Are NBA players better than college players? Yes, but I find College basketball more entertaining. Are NFL players better than college players? Yes, but I find college football more entertaining.
                              That's great for you. I'm sure somebody out there is watching WNBA.

                              College BBall : NBA :: College FB : NFL

                              Women's tennis : men's tennis :: WNBA : NBA

                              NTTAWWT. After all, this thread is all about how attractive many female tennis players are.

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