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  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 37928

    #946
    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    Maybe a picture of your man bulge all sweaty stuffed into your running pants would render him speechless. Worth a shot.
    Was there a bulge? I don't remember a bulge.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • FMCoug
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 6825

      #947
      Funny Tweet from @SethDavisHoops

      Mubarak stuns Cairo crowd by revealing he is handing over reins of power to "some guy named Jimmer."
      "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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      • oxcoug
        Dolphins Rape Hipsters
        • Dec 2009
        • 5309

        #948
        Originally posted by Commando View Post
        Right. We don't really want another Austin Ainge situation on our hands...
        Exactly. If Danny does the right thing back in 1981 and marries a 5'11 volleyball star, Austin is probably a 6'6/6'7 three with guard ball skills instead of a 6'1 one/two.

        We'll never know what sort of difference might that have made during the Austin Ainge years at BYU.
        Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

        It can't all be wedding cake.

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        • Color Me Badd Fan
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 12519

          #949
          Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
          Sister Peralta responds:

          No ‘idle’ worship with Jimmer



          Jimmer stands at the door knocking. He is not going to come in and force us to be what He wants us to be. The door handle is on our side. It is up to us to hear His voice, open the door, and invite Jimmer in.

          Open the door, Sister Peralta, open the door.
          Wow, what a humorless nag.

          It's funny to read ESPN and other people's take on how good-natured it all was and then see her reaction. It speaks volumes.

          Was it the Footprints post, the Jimmergasm post? What did she find so awful?
          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69598

            #950
            Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
            Wow, what a humorless nag.

            It's funny to read ESPN and other people's take on how good-natured it all was and then see her reaction. It speaks volumes.

            Was it the Footprints post, the Jimmergasm post? What did she find so awful?
            I can't help but feel sorry for her poor husband. Can you imagine being married to this person? Yikes.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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            • Pheidippides
              Liberal Feminazi
              • Nov 2008
              • 14759

              #951
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Was there a bulge? I don't remember a bulge.
              We've had plenty of problems with The Moose's Whistle. Don't make me bring The Moose's Knuckle.
              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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              • Indy Coug
                Heartless Bastard
                • Dec 2008
                • 18747

                #952
                Emilio Urriola, 22, a freshman from Alemana, Chile, studying computer engineering, said he knows very little about Fredette.

                “The truth is, I haven’t heard a whole lot about him,” Urriola said. “I only know him because of the stupid stuff that’s going on. I like basketball, actually. I like watching the game. I don’t like the players.
                Everything in life is an approximation.

                http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                • Color Me Badd Fan
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12519

                  #953
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  I can't help but feel sorry for her poor husband. Can you imagine being married to this person? Yikes.
                  I'm not sure how many posts were made on her Facebook wall, but if there were, say, 300, probably a grand total of 10 actually tried to argue with her POV. The rest were a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes and faux-deification jokes. I can't recall seeing any profanity.
                  Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                  • Katy Lied
                    Senior Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 9435

                    #954
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    I can't help but feel sorry for her poor husband. Can you imagine being married to this person? Yikes.
                    It was funny, I think he is this guy on her facebook:

                    Michelle Peralta: just wrote another irritated letter to the editor of the BYU newspaper. I hope this doesn't turn into a habit.

                    Oswaldo Peralta: what happened now?
                    I think her sending whiny letters is not unusual. He seems long suffering.

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                    • falafel
                      loves to talk on things
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37928

                      #955
                      Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                      I'm not sure how many posts were made on her Facebook wall, but if there were, say, 300, probably a grand total of 10 actually tried to argue with her POV. The rest were a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes and faux-deification jokes. I can't recall seeing any profanity.
                      There were close to 600 posts.

                      If she's the type to write an editorial complaining about Jimmer being worshipped as an idol, I'm sure she's also the type to get upset about people replacing Jesus with Jimmer in scripture.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186

                        #956
                        Oswaldo Peralta must be a wuss. A real Latino would have already laid down some serious machismo on that uppity wife of his.
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                        • falafel
                          loves to talk on things
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37928

                          #957
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          Oswaldo Peralta must be a wuss. A real Latino would have already laid down some serious machismo on that uppity wife of his.
                          I don't think he understands her when she talks. I know she doesn't understand him.

                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • cougjunkie
                            *Banned*
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 23223

                            #958
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            I don't think he understands her when she talks. I know she doesn't understand him.

                            That seems like a very racist comment.
                            *Banned*

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                            • Blueintheface
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 15382

                              #959
                              Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                              Sister Peralta responds:

                              No ‘idle’ worship with Jimmer



                              Jimmer stands at the door knocking. He is not going to come in and force us to be what He wants us to be. The door handle is on our side. It is up to us to hear His voice, open the door, and invite Jimmer in.

                              Open the door, Sister Peralta, open the door.
                              If this woman only had balls I'd give her one of these.

                              Just the emoticon, not the actual act (sickos).
                              "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                              "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                              • falafel
                                loves to talk on things
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 37928

                                #960
                                Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                                That seems like a very racist comment.
                                But its not.
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                Dig your own grave, and save!

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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