The Official Jimmerphilia Thread

[old_gregg]

haha. Does everyone you see right now look like a smurf?



I can't imagine any team expects a kid who will be going in his range of the draft to come in and be a primary scorer. That's an absurd expectation for back half of the lotto.



Then maybe you should want him to go to the Jazz.

check the calibration of your tic-o-meter.

[MarkGrace]

check the calibration of your tic-o-meter.

Checked. Seems to be working fine.

[Art Vandelay]

Ok my real reason: I don't want to feel a moral obligation to ever cheer for the Jazz. Though, I do like the thought of all the conflicted ute-jazz fans it would create.

[MarkGrace]

Ok my real reason: I don't want to feel a moral obligation to ever cheer for the Jazz. Though, I do like the thought of all the conflicted ute-jazz fans it would create.

I doubt it would create any conflicted Ute-Jazz fans.

[Art Vandelay]

I doubt it would create any conflicted Ute-Jazz fans.

Hey, why dont you head back to your one man LP17 thread and leave me, and my glorious thread, alone?

[MarkGrace]

Hey, why dont you head back to your one man LP17 thread and leave me, and my glorious thread, alone?

What about the online journal?! It's been long enough for you to have forgotten the last time you made that joke. I'm disappointed.

[Art Vandelay]

What about the online journal?! It's been long enough for you to have forgotten the last time you made that joke. I'm disappointed.

You're great at accusations, but suck at producing evidence, counselor. I standby my testimony, I've made that joke once and only once.

[MarkGrace]

You're great at accusations, but suck at producing evidence, counselor. I standby my testimony, I've made that joke once and only once.

You're probably right. It was the same set up you had already used, but technically speaking, yeah, it wasn't the exact same joke. I withdraw my testimony from the record.

[LiveCoug]

Kobe vs. Lebron? Meh.

Jimmer? Must watch TV

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[BGRTHNUMEGO]

darrenrovell
Jimmer signs deal w/production company for a behind-the-scenes leading up to the draft (via @Ourand_SBJ)

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/J...c689b257bab7,0

[Flystripper]

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/J...c689b257bab7,0

this could end badly

[Art Vandelay]

this could end badly

Like Se7en? Don't you think someone should warn Whitney?

[Sizzle]

this could end badly

Sadly, he may already be too far down that road:



http://jimmerposter.com/

[Coach McGuirk]

Sadly, he may already be too far down that road:



http://jimmerposter.com/

It looks like a poster from the late 80s early 90s. I remember a poster of an NBA player in a tux like that or something. But that is hideous.

[Art Vandelay]

Sadly, he may already be too far down that road:



http://jimmerposter.com/

It looks like a poster from the late 80s early 90s. I remember a poster of an NBA player in a tux like that or something. But that is hideous.

My wife still mocks me (rightfully so), for having this poster on the wall of my apartment. I never thought I'd see the day of a BYU athlete making a POY trophy look even cheesier.

This is the only picture i could find. I'm fairly certain mine was placed on the wall vertical not horizontal.


PS WTH is wrong with the internet? How can I do an image search for "Ty Detmer Heisman poster" and have dozens of half-naked girl photos show up, on safe search no less?