The Onion on soccer: Soccer officially announces it is gay

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  • SteelBlue
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 8176

    #1

    The Onion on soccer: Soccer officially announces it is gay



    I love soccer, but this was pretty funny. My favorite part was the crawl that read "precedent set by baseball when it announced in 2007 that bunts were gay".
  • ERCougar
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10978

    #2
    Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
    http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer...-is-gay,17603/

    I love soccer, but this was pretty funny. My favorite part was the crawl that read "precedent set by baseball when it announced in 2007 that bunts were gay".
    I love soccer, but that was dang funny.
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    • MartyFunkhouser
      Disciple of RNGesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 18717

      #3
      Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
      http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer...-is-gay,17603/

      I love soccer, but this was pretty funny. My favorite part was the crawl that read "precedent set by baseball when it announced in 2007 that bunts were gay".
      I agree that both soccer is gay and bunting is gay.
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      • il Padrino Ute
        Junior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 19161

        #4
        Those who think bunts are gay don't understand bunting and most likely are incapable of understanding bunting.
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        • MartyFunkhouser
          Disciple of RNGesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 18717

          #5
          Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
          Those who think bunts are gay don't understand bunting and most likely are incapable of understanding bunting.
          Statistically it has been proven to be a poor play, thus, it is gay.
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          • il Padrino Ute
            Junior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 19161

            #6
            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
            Statistically it has been proven to be a poor play, thus, it is gay.
            By that reasoning, is the flea-flicker in football gay?
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            • Blueintheface
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              • Sep 2009
              • 15382

              #7
              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
              By that reasoning, is the flea-flicker in football gay?
              The fumblerooskie is uber-gay. Outed years ago.
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