Since there's no "Pro Yo-Yo" category, how about this guy...

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  • Parrot Head
    Operation Hot Mother
    • Nov 2008
    • 2322
    #1

    Since there's no "Pro Yo-Yo" category, how about this guy...

    Actually, he's faking being a professional yo-yo master, so that further complicates the categorization. He's getting onto morning shows in the midwest and then proving he really can't yo-yo, and there's a great video to prove it on Deadspin, but I don't know how to get it over here.

    Fake Yo-Yo Trickster Fools Every TV Station Everywhere

    I have nothing else to say at this time.
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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 37950
      #2
      That was embarrassing for everyone involved. Including me, the viewer. Let's get the Hewey going!
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25256
          #3
          I especially liked how the anchor covered for Kennyps phone call: "Kenny has a family emergency, so he's allowed to have that phone on" as if "Kenny" had told them beforehand "hey, I make take a phone call while we're on air, is that ok?" and the producers said "sure, so long as it's a family emergency."
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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            • Donuthole
              Official Outgayer
              • Nov 2008
              • 25256
              #4
              "How often do you think you actually mess around with your yo-yo?"

              Can't. Stop. Laughing.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • DU Ute
                  RIP CUF
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 7393
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  "How often do you think you actually mess around with your yo-yo?"

                  Can't. Stop. Laughing.
                  I just got to that part. Awesome. This guy is my new hero.
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                    • BoylenOver
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 9146
                      #6
                      Wait, so does that make this guy a faux yo-yo pro?
                      "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                      "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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                        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                          Time to camp
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26082
                          #7
                          Kenny likes to rock his cell phone on his belt, not naming names but some CUFers like that also.
                          Get confident, stupid
                          -landpoke

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