Amare Stoudamire would be a good Mormon

[YOhio]

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[UtahDan]

Amare is real isn't he? Or is Amare Israel? Hmm.

[whoneedscorners?]

I thought Amare was the "black Jesus"?

[CJF]

Early in Stoudamire's career, Scott Williams was on local sports radio one afternoon. The hosts asked him about the BCS and if understood it. Williams responded with something along the lines of the BCS formula was as confusing to him as much as basic English is to Amare. I guess Stoudamire isn't the brightest bulb.