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  • #61
    Originally posted by jay santos View Post
    OMG I want kill these people. You don't play on a pitch in America. You play on a freakin FIELD. "SOCCER FIELD", say it you soccer pussies!

    I would love to be the soccer Czar of America. I would fix the clock so it counts down not count up, change it to four quarters and allow for a couple time outs, so you can mix in some commericals and bathroom breaks. Toss out the stupid yellow card accumulation into a red card rule. Americanize it and maybe it will catch on. Soccer's a beautiful game but it doesn't mean we have to pretend we're Euro's whenever we watch it.
    If these rules were implemented, it would be the difference between the NFL and the Arena Football League.

    There's nothing wrong with the game of soccer.
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      • #63
        LOL..

        http://deadspin.com/what-might-happe...cer-1012841849

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
          You probably liked the movie BASEketball, didn't you?
          You're excited? Feel these nipples!
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • #65
            The title of this article says it all about why soccer is not a game to ba taken seriously.

            http://seattletimes.com/html/sounder...ders01xml.html
            When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

            --Jonathan Swift

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            • #66
              meh, sounds the same as a college football team winning a game but dropping in the polls.
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              • #67
                The only cool thing about soccer are the hooligans, and we don't even have them in U.S. soccer
                "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  The title of this article says it all about why soccer is not a game to ba taken seriously.

                  http://seattletimes.com/html/sounder...ders01xml.html
                  That's a problem with the MLS post-season format, not soccer in general. I'm guessing you didn't even watch the match.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    That's a problem with the MLS post-season format, not soccer in general. I'm guessing you didn't even watch the match.
                    Would he know what a soccer ball looks like?
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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      That's a problem with the MLS post-season format, not soccer in general. I'm guessing you didn't even watch the match.
                      Except the format is common in many soccer leagues and tournaments, including world cup play-in games.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by wapiti View Post
                        Except the format is common in many soccer leagues and tournaments, including world cup play-in games.
                        And there's nothing wrong with the format. It's a way to make give equal amount of play at each venue, and make every minute of those games count. Just because SU is an ugly American brute and doesn't understand it doesn't mean it's bad.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                          And there's nothing wrong with the format. It's a way to make give equal amount of play at each venue, and make every minute of those games count. Just because SU is an ugly American brute and doesn't understand it doesn't mean it's bad.
                          Too bad he can't appreciate European enlightenment.
                          "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                          Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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