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  • I hate the NBA...and ESPN

    This time of year especially.

    I love College Basketball. It is great sport and I love watching it even if I don't have a dog in the fight.

    I HATE THE NBA. The "look at me" spectacle of it drives me mad.

    My daughter commented the other night "NBA games look like an episode of Gangland, without the dead bodies." And I couldn't agree more. I don't identify with it and it isn't marketed to me.

    Worst part? ESPN.

    I hate the NBA season. I don't want to watch idiots dunking for 45 minutes. I hate travelling/moving screens/preferential treatment. Hate all of it.

    I hate the fact that I have to sit through 45 minutes of shit to get 37 seconds of soccer highlights and maybe 82 seconds of hockey highlights. (And that is only if it involved Ovechkin or Crosby)

    It is at this time of year that I wish I lived in Canada or could have TSN on my television. I would prefer 45 minutes of dump and chase, defensive trap, donnybrook highlights. And only have to suffer through <8 minutes of NBA stuff.

    I can't even tolerate ESPN during the NBA playoffs. During the Finals? Forget it...

  • #2
    Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
    This time of year especially.

    I love College Basketball. It is great sport and I love watching it even if I don't have a dog in the fight.

    I HATE THE NBA. The "look at me" spectacle of it drives me mad.

    My daughter commented the other night "NBA games look like an episode of Gangland, without the dead bodies." And I couldn't agree more. I don't identify with it and it isn't marketed to me.

    Worst part? ESPN.

    I hate the NBA season. I don't want to watch idiots dunking for 45 minutes. I hate travelling/moving screens/preferential treatment. Hate all of it.

    I hate the fact that I have to sit through 45 minutes of shit to get 37 seconds of soccer highlights and maybe 82 seconds of hockey highlights. (And that is only if it involved Ovechkin or Crosby)

    It is at this time of year that I wish I lived in Canada or could have TSN on my television. I would prefer 45 minutes of dump and chase, defensive trap, donnybrook highlights. And only have to suffer through <8 minutes of NBA stuff.

    I can't even tolerate ESPN during the NBA playoffs. During the Finals? Forget it...
    I watched a bit of the Jazz game Saturday night. Why does ESPN have such crappy coverage of the NBA?

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    • #3
      What ESPN's coverage of the NBA has over their coverage of the NCAA is that you don't have Dick Vitale dry humping Coach K in a Woods-esque sexual frenzy.
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      • #4
        Tick, you and I are kindred spirits.
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        • #5
          It could be worse. Stephen A. Smith could still have a job with ESPN.
          "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

          - Ty Cobb

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          • #6
            I still like the NBA. I get the Full Court package and watch a ton of games during the season and as much of the playoffs as I can.

            Like an episode of Gangland? Yeah, both shows feature a lot of tattoos, but that's the only similarity that occurs to me.

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            • #7
              I have a love/hate relationship with the NBA for sure. Like right now, Bron Bron punches Luol Deng in the leg and pushes him away, and somehow that is a foul on Deng.
              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
              --Kendrick Lamar

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                This time of year especially.

                I love College Basketball. It is great sport and I love watching it even if I don't have a dog in the fight.

                I HATE THE NBA. The "look at me" spectacle of it drives me mad.

                My daughter commented the other night "NBA games look like an episode of Gangland, without the dead bodies." And I couldn't agree more. I don't identify with it and it isn't marketed to me.

                Worst part? ESPN.

                I hate the NBA season. I don't want to watch idiots dunking for 45 minutes. I hate travelling/moving screens/preferential treatment. Hate all of it.

                I hate the fact that I have to sit through 45 minutes of shit to get 37 seconds of soccer highlights and maybe 82 seconds of hockey highlights. (And that is only if it involved Ovechkin or Crosby)

                It is at this time of year that I wish I lived in Canada or could have TSN on my television. I would prefer 45 minutes of dump and chase, defensive trap, donnybrook highlights. And only have to suffer through <8 minutes of NBA stuff.

                I can't even tolerate ESPN during the NBA playoffs. During the Finals? Forget it...
                Tick, you need to check your security settings and change your password for your account. It seems that Funk has hacked into your account and has started a thread about the NBA. I would contact Jeff Lebowski ASAP
                I'm your huckleberry.


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                • #9
                  LBJ was absolutely playing out of his mind there for a few minutes -- very entertaining. Much better than Gangland.

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                  • #10
                    There is plenty of the look at me spectacle in college basketball too.

                    I love both but I wish college basketball would adopt the NBA 3 point line. It would help get rid of the logjam in the middle. I also would prefer 4 quarters. The 24 second shot clock. And also give college players an additional foul. Also I don't care for the 1 and 1 bonus. Basically, I wish the rules were the same as the NBA.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                      LBJ was absolutely playing out of his mind there for a few minutes -- very entertaining. Much better than Gangland.
                      Ridiculous. And Jamario Moon too.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
                        This time of year especially.

                        I love College Basketball. It is great sport and I love watching it even if I don't have a dog in the fight.

                        I HATE THE NBA. The "look at me" spectacle of it drives me mad.

                        My daughter commented the other night "NBA games look like an episode of Gangland, without the dead bodies." And I couldn't agree more. I don't identify with it and it isn't marketed to me.

                        Worst part? ESPN.

                        I hate the NBA season. I don't want to watch idiots dunking for 45 minutes. I hate travelling/moving screens/preferential treatment. Hate all of it.

                        I hate the fact that I have to sit through 45 minutes of shit to get 37 seconds of soccer highlights and maybe 82 seconds of hockey highlights. (And that is only if it involved Ovechkin or Crosby)

                        It is at this time of year that I wish I lived in Canada or could have TSN on my television. I would prefer 45 minutes of dump and chase, defensive trap, donnybrook highlights. And only have to suffer through <8 minutes of NBA stuff.

                        I can't even tolerate ESPN during the NBA playoffs. During the Finals? Forget it...
                        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                        Alessandro Manzoni

                        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                          There is plenty of the look at me spectacle in college basketball too.

                          I love both but I wish college basketball would adopt the NBA 3 point line. It would help get rid of the logjam in the middle. I also would prefer 4 quarters. The 24 second shot clock. And also give college players an additional foul. Also I don't care for the 1 and 1 bonus. Basically, I wish the rules were the same as the NBA.
                          I have been thinking the reverse lately.

                          The 24 second shot clock is too short. Move it to 30, give them some time to set up some good team plays. I also prefer the 1 and 1. I'm fine moving out the 3 in college, though.

                          I really don't see the point of 4 quarters in college. Do you want 12 minute quarters or stick with 10? 2 hours of basketball at a time is plenty for me.

                          I really like watching college ball a ton more than the NBA. I think it is a better game.

                          Just like college football a better game than the NFL...Mostly because of the hash placement.

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                          • #14
                            I watched the end of the Jazz game last night and think that TNT is still much better than ESPN's NBA coverage.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                              I have been thinking the reverse lately.

                              The 24 second shot clock is too short. Move it to 30, give them some time to set up some good team plays. I also prefer the 1 and 1. I'm fine moving out the 3 in college, though.

                              I really don't see the point of 4 quarters in college. Do you want 12 minute quarters or stick with 10? 2 hours of basketball at a time is plenty for me.

                              I really like watching college ball a ton more than the NBA. I think it is a better game.

                              Just like college football a better game than the NFL...Mostly because of the hash placement.
                              I'd prefer 48 minutes of college basketball, so 4 12 minute quarters. I don't like the running clock. I also wish that in college they could advance the ball to midcourt with a timeout.

                              I don't think college basketball is a better game really. It's a different game, but I don't think that makes it necessarily better. I love both for different reasons.

                              The hash marks I'll agree with. They make FGs tougher and give a bit of an advantage to the defense. I do wish college football would get rid of the down player rule is a dead ball even without contact. I hate that rule. I love football though. I feel the same about it as I do the NBA and college basketball. I love each for different reasons because they're different games in many ways.
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