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  • scottie
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 5247

    #1

    April Fools' joke on Kenyon Martin, wowzer

    April Fool: Former Nuggets ball boy pull prank on Kenyon Martin - ESPN
    Martin upset about popcorn prank

    On a night when the Denver Nuggets should have been celebrating a much-needed victory over the Portland Trail Blazers, the franchise continued to struggle with off-the-court issues when an April Fools' Day joke sparked anything but laughter.

    During Denver's 109-92 victory, a former Nuggets ball boy, Laquan Johnson, got into the club's locker room, took Kenyon Martin's car keys and filled the player's Range Rover with buttered popcorn. The car had a white interior.

    Martin discovered the damage as he was about to exit Denver's Pepsi Center. At the time, he had no idea who had pulled the prank. Angered, he went back to the locker room spewing profanities and threats at teammates and other members of the organization.

    "That ain't no [expletive] joke," Martin said. "I'm going to find out who did it ... put my [expletive] hands on one of y'all. I'm going to put my hands on whoever did it. You better believe that. It's [expletive] personal. You better believe it."

    Martin, who has missed 15 games with a torn patella tendon in his left knee, threatened to boycott the postseason if he did not find out who was responsible.

    "How 'bout if I don't play in the playoffs until somebody tells me who did it," Martin said more than once.

    Martin stormed in and out of the locker room several times, and a person close to him said his anger was not over the prank, but over the fact that someone could go into his pocket and take his keys during a game. Realizing the culprit had to have access to the private code for the team's gated parking lot, he assumed members of the organization either pulled the stunt or assisted in it.

    "The fact that no one saw it or had anything to say about it -- not security, not the equipment manager," a person close to Martin said, explaining the player's anger. "Somebody had to see it. He was wondering how the organization let something like that happen. What if the kid had really wanted to do something evil?"

    Later, Martin found out Johnson, the former ball boy who is now the driver for teammate J.R. Smith, was responsible. Johnson apologized to Martin and agreed to pay for the damage to his car.
  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
    Time to camp
    • Nov 2008
    • 26082

    #2
    K-Mart seems like a friendly, reasonable person. Always has.
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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    • Surfah
      Where's Wallace?
      • Nov 2008
      • 33726

      #3
      I thought that his lip print tattoo was the April Fools joke.
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
      -Turtle
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      • Fiyero
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 5266

        #4
        The prank was done by a "former" ballboy, e.g. he was fired this morning?

        I can only imagine how K-Mart treated him during the season.

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69466

          #5
          That's not funny. What an idiot.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • MarkGrace
            Grooveshark dick tease
            • Dec 2008
            • 31546

            #6
            Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
            The prank was done by a "former" ballboy, e.g. he was fired this morning?
            I don't think so. The article said he is JR Smith's driver now.
            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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            • CJF
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 8497

              #7
              Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
              I don't think so. The article said he is JR Smith's driver now.
              Which tells you all you need to know about his decision making abilities.
              A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #8
                another example of why pranks aren't really that funny.

                I did find humor in K-Mart's threat to not play in the post-season. To my knowledge, every time he plays in the post-season, his team eventually loses.
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • smokymountainrain
                  Impressive Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22593

                  #9
                  K-Mart's tirade on tape...

                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • MarkGrace
                    Grooveshark dick tease
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 31546

                    #10
                    Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                    Christian Bale > K-Mart
                    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                    • old_gregg
                      scaly man fish
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 16915

                      #11
                      it makes me happier as a person when kenyon martin is unhappier as a person
                      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                      • smokymountainrain
                        Impressive Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22593

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                        Christian Bale > K-Mart
                        I agree. Kenyon apparently has a very limited vocabulary.
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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