Resurrecting Tiger

[Pelado]

http://www.foxsports.com/college-foo...-dufner-070115

From the article:

UPDATE: Tiger Woods's agent says Tiger isn't banging Amanda Dufner.

Just once I'd like for an agent to respond to a question about whether his client is banging someone by saying. "Yep, they bang all the time. In multiple positions. Guy won't even return my phone calls or texts because he's banging so much."

But, anyway, for the record, Tiger's agent says they aren't banging.

[hostile]

From the article:

Also: "it's times like these we can all be thankful Tiger Woods has never lied about sex before."

[TripletDaddy]

[TripletDaddy]

[hostile]

No major for Tiger this year. Last major in '08.

[CardiacCoug]

If he can't get it figured out enough for a top ten finish at least by the Masters then I think he'll probably never win another major.

Unbelievable how fast he turned into a below average PGA Tour golfer. I thought he'd be winning majors into his mid-40s.

[The_Douger]

I think most thought it was a foregone conclusion he's pass up Jack.

[TripletDaddy]

At this rate it is more likely that he will miss more cuts than jack won majors.

[Northwestcoug]

Did anyone bet Triplet way back when he made the then absurd claim that Tiger wouldn't win another major? Dude could have cleaned house on that one.

[Donuthole]

Resurrecting Tiger

6 wins in 20 events is remarkable. I think he wins two majors this year (Masters and PGA). He is more than back.

I'm glad yesterday was rained out -- got to stay home and watch the final round today. Great how Tiger almost holed that putt on 18. His putting was ridiculous this week.

Tiger's back.

lol

He's a close as it can get, and he certainly fell off the radar farther than Tiger ever will, so yeah... Duval.

Not sure about that. David Duval is live on TV on a Sunday at the PGA Championship. Can't say the same for Tiger.

[fusnik]

Phil is 45 and everyone thinks he has 1-2 more majors in him.

He's essentially won 3 majors since turning the age that Tiger is now.

It's not out of the realm that he wins 5 in his 40s.

I'll give him this off season to see how he plays next year because shoveling dirt on him.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Phil is 45 and everyone thinks he has 1-2 more majors in him.

He's essentially won 3 majors since turning the age that Tiger is now.

It's not out of the realm that he wins 5 in his 40s.

I'll give him this off season to see how he plays next year because shoveling dirt on him.

Everyone likes Phil so when he flops there's a good excuse like his insider trading was distracting him.

[TripletDaddy]

Did anyone bet Triplet way back when he made the then absurd claim that Tiger wouldn't win another major? Dude could have cleaned house on that one.

Scroll down to the fourth post in this thread, as well. I'm basically NotraDDDamus.

http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthread.php?59557-Most-Pressure-to-Win-a-Title

Tiger is getting remarkably worse, not better, reaching new lows that were unfathomable in years past. He isn't just missing cuts, he is doing so in Happy Gilmore fashion....errant clubs flying through the air, profanity on live TV, falling over himself as he tries to pick up a ball. lol. he should embrace this new phase of his career and hire a homeless caddy or punch bob barker in the face.

[Donuthole]

Scroll down to the fourth post in this thread, as well. I'm basically NotraDDDamus.

http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthread.php?59557-Most-Pressure-to-Win-a-Title

Tiger is getting remarkably worse, not better, reaching new lows that were unfathomable in years past. He isn't just missing cuts, he is doing so in Happy Gilmore fashion....errant clubs flying through the air, profanity on live TV, falling over himself as he tries to pick up a ball. lol. he should embrace this new phase of his career and hire a homeless caddy or punch bob barker in the face.

I want to give you all the credit, but as I re-read the thread, I noticed you appeared to back down from the prediction. You could have really cemented your legacy, but chickened out:

Stay tuned.

Why don't you be more specific on your Tiger prediction so we can pin you down in the future?

You don't think Tiger will ever win another major?
You don't think he'll beat Jack's major record?
You don't think he'll become the #1 golfer in the world again?
You don't think he'll ever win majors at a rate of two per year like he did at times in his past?
You don't think he'll every marry a super model again?

What exactly is it?

I can't predict the future. If you want future predictions, I will go the patriarchal blessing route. I predict good things will happen in Tiger's career, especially if he practices a lot and works hard. I would caution Tiger that he might experience tests and trials in the future, but he should remain focused. Also, he is of the tribe of Manasseh. Or Ephraim.

[TripletDaddy]

Manasseh

that's gold right there! that post double dips, touching on the futility of being Tiger as well as the broad-stroked vagueness of patriarchal blessing culture.