Resurrecting Tiger

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  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #196
    Tiger isn't going to win another major. I know people here still get excited about the guy but he has lost all of his mojo. He seems more pathetic now than anything else when compared to pre-orgy tiger
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • wapiti
      Junior Member
      • Apr 2012
      • 2064

      #197
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      Tiger isn't going to win another major. I know people here still get excited about the guy but he has lost all of his mojo. He seems more pathetic now than anything else when compared to pre-orgy tiger
      He could easily catch lightening in a bottle and win one. But his days of contending every time are over.

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      • smokymountainrain
        Impressive Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 22593

        #198
        Playing poorly, claim you have an injury and quit. This is becoming par for the course with Tiger - that is, if he would finish the course.
        I'm like LeBron James.
        -mpfunk

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        • Omaha 680
          Senior Member
          • Jul 2011
          • 11179

          #199
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          Tiger isn't going to win another major. I know people here still get excited about the guy but he has lost all of his mojo. He seems more pathetic now than anything else when compared to pre-orgy tiger
          Don't you mean orgy tiger, not pre-orgy tiger? Clearly having numerous casual sexual partners is wherein his great strength lieth.

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          • Drunk Tank
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 2569

            #200
            Looks like Tiger will be coming back next week!


            "After a lot of therapy I have recovered well and will be supporting my foundation next week at the Quicken Loans National. I've just started to hit full shots but it's time to take the next step. I will be a bit rusty but I want to play myself back into competitive shape. Excited for the challenge ahead."
            "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #201
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              Tiger isn't going to win another major. I know people here still get excited about the guy but he has lost all of his mojo. He seems more pathetic now than anything else when compared to pre-orgy tiger
              bump.
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • RC Vikings
                Known Heterosexual
                • Nov 2008
                • 8789

                #202
                I wonder if he really did hurt his back or if he just sucks.

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                • Drunk Tank
                  Senior Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 2569

                  #203
                  Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                  I wonder if he really did hurt his back or if he just sucks.
                  Listening to PGA radio this morning, Tom Watson said he could tell something wasn't right with Tiger on hole 5 when he hit that pathetic tee shot because "nobody hits a shot like that." Other guests of the show said basically the same thing. You could see him walking with a slight limp a few holes before he withdrew, but who knows. His caddy still went to Valhalla today to walk the course, but my guess is he wont play.
                  "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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                  • RC Vikings
                    Known Heterosexual
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 8789

                    #204
                    Originally posted by Drunk Tank View Post
                    Listening to PGA radio this morning, Tom Watson said he could tell something wasn't right with Tiger on hole 5 when he hit that pathetic tee shot because "nobody hits a shot like that." Other guests of the show said basically the same thing. You could see him walking with a slight limp a few holes before he withdrew, but who knows. His caddy still went to Valhalla today to walk the course, but my guess is he wont play.
                    He didn't look hurt after that shot on two but it sounds like he was. Next to a shank by Nick Watney I think that shot on five may have been the worst shot I have ever seen a pro make. I would be very surprised to see him play next week.

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                    • byu71
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22070

                      #205
                      Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                      He didn't look hurt after that shot on two
                      That's what Faldo said after the replay. Maybe it tightened up as he walked down the fairway and he figured the swing was what did it.

                      I am thinking the wise thing to do would be take the rest of the year off. Don't put Watson in the position of having to leave him off the Ryder Cup team.

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 37950

                        #206
                        Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                        He didn't look hurt after that shot on two but it sounds like he was. Next to a shank by Nick Watney I think that shot on five may have been the worst shot I have ever seen a pro make. I would be very surprised to see him play next week.
                        I'm looking for a video of that shot, but I can't find it online.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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                        • Donuthole
                          Official Outgayer
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 25258

                          #207
                          I don't remember Watney's shank. But I remember Webb Simpson's in the last Ryder cup (can't find video). Simpson actually his about one a year, it seems. And I remember Stricker's in the U.S. Open last year:

                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • RC Vikings
                            Known Heterosexual
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 8789

                            #208

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                            • BGRTHNUMEGO
                              Junior Member
                              • May 2010
                              • 3670

                              #209
                              This one has the Simpson shank, and a real beauty from Mahan.

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                              • falafel
                                loves to talk on things
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 37950

                                #210
                                The announcer really jinxed Mahan.
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                Dig your own grave, and save!

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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