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  • Color Me Badd Fan
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 12519

    #1

    Create your own headlines for Cougars vs Shockers.

    Cougars get two in the bucket and one at the foul line.

    That's all I got right now, and it isn't very good.
    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
  • Commando
    Explosivo
    • Feb 2009
    • 20748

    #2
    Fast Cougars Not Fazed by Shockers
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • Color Me Badd Fan
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 12519

      #3
      Shockers bring out the best in Cougars' front line.
      Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748

        #4
        Shockers' Surprising D Limits Cougar Penetration
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • snowcat
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 1348

          #5
          Shockers in Awe
          One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

          Woot

          I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
          SU

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          • Art Vandelay
            Striving for mediocrity
            • Jul 2009
            • 10516

            #6
            Whichutah state team was that last night? Oh yeah, the good one.

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            • Commando
              Explosivo
              • Feb 2009
              • 20748

              #7
              So CMBF and I are the only pervs on the board? Yeah right- I see how it is.
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • Color Me Badd Fan
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 12519

                #8
                Cougars get penetrated by the Shocker pick and roll.
                Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  BYU sticks fingers in Wichita State anus and vagina
                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                  • jay santos
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 13652

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    BYU sticks fingers in Wichita State anus and vagina
                    I laughed.

                    P's I learned this a few days ago when I googled what a Shocker is. (one who shocks wheat)

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                    • snowcat
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1348

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      BYU sticks fingers in Wichita State anus and vagina
                      Crap, I just squirted diet coke out my nose.
                      One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

                      Woot

                      I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
                      SU

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                      • Color Me Badd Fan
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 12519

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        BYU sticks fingers in Wichita State anus and vagina
                        Even if BYU did do that, there's no way they would ever put that in a headline.
                        Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                        • kccougar
                          9262
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7020

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                          Even if BYU did do that, there's no way they would ever put that in a headline.
                          Maybe the Student Review would do it.
                          "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                          • Commando
                            Explosivo
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 20748

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            BYU sticks fingers in Wichita State anus and vagina
                            I guess after that brutal eye gouge Mika sustained the other night all bets are off!
                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                            • PaloAltoCougar
                              Semper infra dignitatem
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 16944

                              #15
                              [If the Shockers have a big dude like Ridley and the calls continue like last night's first half]

                              Wichita Lineman Still at the Line

                              Yeah, that sucked. I'm still thinking about Topper's commentary throughout last night's game, hoping he'll join us tonight, and wondering what to do with lines like, "I hear you singing in the wire. I can hear you through the whine."

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