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  • Did Jimmer just choke?

    I heard a rumor that he wasn't really sick. Went to the doctor and his intestines were clean. He had nerve diarrhea. Corroboration?
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift

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    I don't care what all the noble and great Cuffers say about you in PMs, you crack me up.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
      I heard a rumor that he wasn't really sick. Went to the doctor and his intestines were clean. He had nerve diarrhea. Corroboration?
      For lesser men, it would be understandable since the game was the biggest in MWC/WAC history, but in Jimmer's case it was a 24-hour bug. The passage of time and the far lesser importance of a game with the .500 (!) Utes ensure his full recovery.

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      • #4
        I was also sick and vomiting on Saturday morning and afternoon, consider Jimmer's illness confirmed.

        I <3 SU!
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • #5
          We could use your abilities in another thread.

          http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showthread.php?t=19974

          help us out if you can.
          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
          Alessandro Manzoni

          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

          pelagius

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
            I heard a rumor that he wasn't really sick. Went to the doctor and his intestines were clean. He had nerve diarrhea. Corroboration?
            You are spending rivalry week thinking about Jimmer's poo. lol.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • #7
              well played, ddd.
              Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                You are spending rivalry week thinking about Jimmer's poo. lol.
                Jimmer's shit smells better than SU's posts.
                "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
                —Abraham Maslow

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                • #9
                  I really did hear this rumor. It's true.
                  When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                  --Jonathan Swift

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                    I really did hear this rumor. It's true.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                      It's true that I heard the rumor. That's all I'm saying.
                      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                      --Jonathan Swift

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                      • #12
                        I wonder if Jimmer is going to be able to keep the pre-game meal down. I bet he's nervous.
                        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                        --Jonathan Swift

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                          I wonder if Jimmer is going to be able to keep the pre-game meal down. I bet he's nervous.
                          SU I say Jimmer scores 25+ tonight. You want to make a wager?
                          *Banned*

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                            SU I say Jimmer scores 25+ tonight. You want to make a wager?
                            My suggestion for the bet - the loser can't bad mouth the winners school for 3 months.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                              SU I say Jimmer scores 25+ tonight. You want to make a wager?
                              How can I bet you when you so obsessively guard your anonymity?
                              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                              --Jonathan Swift

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