Did Jimmer just choke?

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  • SeattleUte
    Faith crisis consultant
    • Nov 2008
    • 20837
    #1

    Did Jimmer just choke?

    I heard a rumor that he wasn't really sick. Went to the doctor and his intestines were clean. He had nerve diarrhea. Corroboration?
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift
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    • Art Vandelay
      Striving for mediocrity
      • Jul 2009
      • 10516
      #2
      I don't care what all the noble and great Cuffers say about you in PMs, you crack me up.

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        • PaloAltoCougar
          Semper infra dignitatem
          • Nov 2008
          • 16963
          #3
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          I heard a rumor that he wasn't really sick. Went to the doctor and his intestines were clean. He had nerve diarrhea. Corroboration?
          For lesser men, it would be understandable since the game was the biggest in MWC/WAC history, but in Jimmer's case it was a 24-hour bug. The passage of time and the far lesser importance of a game with the .500 (!) Utes ensure his full recovery.

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            • HuskyFreeNorthwest
              Time to camp
              • Nov 2008
              • 26082
              #4
              I was also sick and vomiting on Saturday morning and afternoon, consider Jimmer's illness confirmed.

              I <3 SU!
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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100
                  #5
                  We could use your abilities in another thread.

                  http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showthread.php?t=19974


                  help us out if you can.
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                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                    • TripletDaddy
                      sweet triple
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 58186
                      #6
                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                      I heard a rumor that he wasn't really sick. Went to the doctor and his intestines were clean. He had nerve diarrhea. Corroboration?
                      You are spending rivalry week thinking about Jimmer's poo. lol.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                        • old_gregg
                          scaly man fish
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 16915
                          #7
                          well played, ddd.
                          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                            • WashingtonCoug
                              Monsters like me
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 1489
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              You are spending rivalry week thinking about Jimmer's poo. lol.
                              Jimmer's shit smells better than SU's posts.
                              "To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
                              —Abraham Maslow

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                                • SeattleUte
                                  Faith crisis consultant
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 20837
                                  #9
                                  I really did hear this rumor. It's true.
                                  When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                                  --Jonathan Swift

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                                    • beelzebabette
                                      Golf & Cubs Disrespecter
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 2907
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                                      I really did hear this rumor. It's true.

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                                        • SeattleUte
                                          Faith crisis consultant
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 20837
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                                          It's true that I heard the rumor. That's all I'm saying.
                                          When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                                          --Jonathan Swift

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                                            • SeattleUte
                                              Faith crisis consultant
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20837
                                              #12
                                              I wonder if Jimmer is going to be able to keep the pre-game meal down. I bet he's nervous.
                                              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                                              --Jonathan Swift

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                                                • cougjunkie
                                                  *Banned*
                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 23223
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                                                  I wonder if Jimmer is going to be able to keep the pre-game meal down. I bet he's nervous.
                                                  SU I say Jimmer scores 25+ tonight. You want to make a wager?
                                                  *Banned*

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                                                    • Art Vandelay
                                                      Striving for mediocrity
                                                      • Jul 2009
                                                      • 10516
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                                                      SU I say Jimmer scores 25+ tonight. You want to make a wager?
                                                      My suggestion for the bet - the loser can't bad mouth the winners school for 3 months.

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                                                        • SeattleUte
                                                          Faith crisis consultant
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 20837
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                                                          SU I say Jimmer scores 25+ tonight. You want to make a wager?
                                                          How can I bet you when you so obsessively guard your anonymity?
                                                          When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                                                          --Jonathan Swift

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