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  • #16
    <http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...irst-lady.html>

    On the third floor of the West Wing, one flight past the stairwell portrait of President Donald Trump talking on his Android phone, is an office once occupied by Valerie Jarrett, senior adviser to Barack Obama; Karl Rove, senior adviser to George W. Bush; and First Lady Hillary Clinton. By cramped White House standards, it’s an expansive space, complete with a desk, a conference table, a couch, a bookshelf stocked with a single copy of The Art of the Deal, a duffel bag full of family photos and a couple of pairs of Spanx — and, through the blinds, a view of the Washington Monument. And on this February day, its current tenant, Kellyanne Conway, was explaining how her life had changed in the nine months since she joined the campaign of the man who would ultimately become the 45th president of the United States — for one thing, she now answers to “Blueberry.”

    That’s because she’s one of the only officials in the White House, other than President Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence, to have Secret Service protection — which staffers receive at the special request of the president, who has famously referred to her as “my Kellyanne.” She got the protection, Conway said, after she was sent a suspicious white substance. And then there were the threats. “Most of them are online,” she remarked, “and most of them are very explicit and graphic, and they’re sometimes people who have a history of following through but for whatever reason weren’t prosecuted.”

    As a child, Conway picked berries in southern New Jersey, where the acidic soil once served as a lab for botanists attempting to tame the wild bushes. In 1984, when she was 16, she was crowned Miss New Jersey Blueberry Princess (the girl who was crowned Miss New Jersey Honey Queen told a local paper she planned to grow a “bee beard” by sitting a queen bee on her chin and waiting patiently while the rest of the hive, who gravitate to the queen, crowded around on her face). Later on, Conway would earn the distinction of World Champion Blueberry Packer, for the alacrity with which she packed the berries into crates. So when the Secret Service told her to pick a code name that began with B, “I was like, ‘Well, that’s easy!’ ” she said.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
      <https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/artic...-the-beginning>

      Kellyanne Conway has developed a reputation for behaving more like a petty drag queen than a counselor to the White House. She allegedly punched a man at an Inauguration Ball, rambled about "alternative facts," and received an offer to join the Real Housewives franchise. She reached new heights of camp just last week, when commentators spotted a photo of Conway wearing a blue, hooded mink coat on a mantle in her living room during a televised interview.

      Even more ridiculous is that Conway participated in several of these conservative women calendar spreads between 2009 and 2012, including a shoot of Conway and Phyllis Schlafly wearing matching jeans and white button-down shirts. Every year, the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute (CBLPI) commissions the calendars, filling them with glamor shots of famous conservative women like Ann Coulter, Michele Bachmann, and Sarah Palin.

      [...]

      CBLPI settled on a "Pretty in Mink" theme for 2009. "It was special," Easton says. Miller's Furs, a store in a Virginia mall, loaned mink coats for the shoot, and the 2009 calendar marked Conway's modeling debut. "She's an incredible role model," Easton explains of Conway's appeal. "She's the only woman to win a campaign. She's married!" CBLPI refers to her as the "Queen of Polling" in Conway's Miss January spread, and she wears her now infamous "navy sheared beaver jacket with fox trim and detachable hood."
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      Ann Coulter also featured in "Pretty in Mink":

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      You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
      Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

      Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
      You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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