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  • Very sad, Grape.

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    • Sorry to hear it, grapevine.
      "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

      "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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      • Oof. Let's turn this thread around back to the lighthearted mocking of people who cyber-beg.
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • Kid in our ward graduated last year and moved started a gofundme for his mission expenses. Wisdom teeth, clothes, and maybe monthly expenses. There is a ward mission fund, for those that can’t make payments, when ward drained will draw on stake and when stake can’t cover there is general missionary fund. Some wards donate to the stake others draw from stake. When stake has surplus goes to General mission fund.

          most American wards probably have a surplus and General mission fund is operating on surplus. I don’t know how man6 people use gofundme for there missions.

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          • Four year old ordered $2600 worth of popsicles off Amazon. Mother single. How did he do that? Amazon can’t return them. So there’s a gofundme for that is his mom is going to school. If anyone else did that would there ass be sore?

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            • Originally posted by grapevine View Post
              Four year old ordered $2600 worth of popsicles off Amazon. Mother single. How did he do that? Amazon can’t return them. So there’s a gofundme for that is his mom is going to school. If anyone else did that would there ass be sore?
              If so, that would indicate that they're eating the popsicles incorrectly.
              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
              - Goatnapper'96

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              • Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                If so, that would indicate that they're eating the popsicles incorrectly.
                "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                  If so, that would indicate that they're eating* the popsicles incorrectly.
                  *Ingesting. Nearly a perfect joke, but you got hasty. No worries. Even the best jokes need to be workshopped.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Homeless guy that house he pissed and shit in burned down. I guess he was in jail for that very reason. Overcamping. Guy that quit money hasn’t been in jail for that yet. I guess while in jail place he took a shit in for twenty seven years burned down. Gofundme to build
                    new shithouse for him.

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                    • Originally posted by grapevine View Post
                      Homeless guy that house he pissed and shit in burned down. I guess he was in jail for that very reason. Overcamping. Guy that quit money hasn’t been in jail for that yet. I guess while in jail place he took a shit in for twenty seven years burned down. Gofundme to build
                      new shithouse for him.
                      If that's not adverse possession, I don't know what is. Talk about your classic squatter!
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • Originally posted by Commando View Post

                        If that's not adverse possession, I don't know what is. Talk about your classic squatter!

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                        • Hanna Kobayashi goes "missing" and her family raises 47k via GoFundMe to search for her. Whoops, she just went to Mexico to do some illegal stuff without telling her family. She's fine. Unfortunately, her dad committed suicide because he thought she was missing.

                          https://abc13.com/post/hannah-kobaya...safe/15650963/
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            Hanna Kobayashi goes "missing" and her family raises 47k via GoFundMe to search for her. Whoops, she just went to Mexico to do some illegal stuff without telling her family. She's fine. Unfortunately, her dad committed suicide because he thought she was missing.

                            https://abc13.com/post/hannah-kobaya...safe/15650963/
                            Wow.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • That is terrible

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