GoFundYourself: Post Your Mockable Cyber-Begging Efforts Here

[Donuthole]

GoFundYourself: Post Your Mockable Cyber-Begging Efforts Here

And I quote:

“Hey! Please help me study abrod in Costa Rica! Hurry! I leave soon and need all the help I can get! Thanks!”

https://www.gofundme.com/segbaz-stud...-in-costa-rica

[Pelado]

And I quote:

“Hey! Please help me study abrod in Costa Rica! Hurry! I leave soon and need all the help I can get! Thanks!”

https://www.gofundme.com/segbaz-stud...-in-costa-rica

He needs to work on his geography - he's going to have a tough time studying that in Costa Rica:

Abrod is a national nature reserve in the Slovak municipality of Veľké Leváre in the Malacky District. The nature reserve covers an area of 92 ha of the Borská lowland area. It has a protection level of 4 under the Slovak nature protection system. The nature reserve is part of the Site of Community Importance with the same name which measures 162 ha. Since 1988 it is also a part of the Záhorie Protected Landscape Area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrod

[Donuthole]

”We don’t want to wait until we can afford to get married to start having sex. Please help us have sex sooner.”

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-get-a-fiancee-visa

[Commando]

”We don’t want to wait until we can afford to get married to start having sex. Please help us have sex sooner.”

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-get-a-fiancee-visa

lol So is he unemployed, or...


I can tell you that it's about 9 months to get somebody here from the Philippines with a k-1 visa if you have your shit together. That's nine months from filing. Looking at that guy's face, he's not hiring an attorney, either. Assessing this situation, looking at the gofundme page, I can safely say that they will not be getting married in the fall of 2019.



*also

It says they "have been working for well over a year to get through all of the red tape." Yet they haven't filed anything yet. Hmm. I wonder what they meant by 'red tape.' I think they meant 'insert something to really convey our confusion and and helplessness that nobody will question, but shows that we've been powering ahead with the means at our disposal to no avail.'

[CardiacCoug]

”We don’t want to wait until we can afford to get married to start having sex. Please help us have sex sooner.”

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-get-a-fiancee-visa

That girl will probably divorce that dude’s fat ass as soon as she gets US citizenship.

He looks like he is 50 years old.

[Jeff Lebowski]

This thread makes me sad.

[frank ryan]

”We don’t want to wait until we can afford to get married to start having sex. Please help us have sex sooner.”

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-get-a-fiancee-visa

It's not the worst one I've seen in this thread, but it seems really sad and a little embarrassing.

[Donuthole]

This thread makes me sad.

It's not the worst one I've seen in this thread, but it seems really sad and a little embarrassing.

When I see GFM posts like this one, my very first thought is “Where are the parents to tell these young pups that this is no way to go about raising money for something that isn’t life or death? Surely the parents don’t know about this, right? Right?!” And then I realize that in most of these situations, the parents are well aware and even making a token donation. :sad:

[LiveCoug]

When I see GFM posts like this one, my very first thought is “Where are the parents to tell these young pups that this is no way to go about raising money for something that isn’t life or death? Surely the parents don’t know about this, right? Right?!” And then I realize that in most of these situations, the parents are well aware and even making a token donation. :sad:

I figured you found this on CB, but if not, here it is. So yeah, the parents know about this.

https://www.cougarboard.com/board/me...ml?id=21722475

[Donuthole]

My brother from another mother sent it to me, but I’m sure he got it from CB. He lurks there pretty much every day.

[Art Vandelay]

That girl will probably divorce that dude’s fat ass as soon as she gets US citizenship.

He looks like he is 50 years old.

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Or it might last for eternity. Saw this at Provo City Center 2 weeks ago



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[Commando]

That girl will probably divorce that dude’s fat ass as soon as she gets US citizenship.

He looks like he is 50 years old.

lol why on earth would she wait until she's a citizen? They can take separate cabs leaving the interview to get her residency.

[CardiacCoug]

lol why on earth would she wait until she's a citizen? They can take separate cabs leaving the interview to get her residency.

Thanks for sharing your expertise. I just know that’s one ugly dude.

[falafel]

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Or it might last for eternity. Saw this at Provo City Center 2 weeks ago



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2 weeks into eternity!

[Green Monstah]

I had an old friend do a similar thing (non-LDS). I don't know how the immigration laws work, but he ended up going to the Philippines, marrying her, then flying home. A year or two later, she joined him in the USA. They now have a daughter and seem really happy.