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I think falafel wanted to see exposed feces. Different strokes, I guess.Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
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I wanted to laugh at this, but who among us hasn't felt the terror of an unflushable turd at someone else's house?"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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uh those of us who only use the restroom in the privacy of our own homesOriginally posted by Northwestcoug View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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there are websites for that i would imagineOriginally posted by Lost Student View PostI think falafel wanted to see exposed feces. Different strokes, I guess.Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Let me rephrase that. Who among us, who do not suffer from irrational phobias, hasn't felt the terror of an unflushable turd at someone else's house?Originally posted by old_gregg View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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My terror has never led me to consider whether manual extraction is the best course of action.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
Scrambled to find a plunger? Sure, but never "toss this shit out the window."
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostWe are hoping that Zoe makes it to Christmas, as opening presents is one of her all-time favorite things to do. If it looks like she isn't going to make it to then (at this point it does) we will have an early Christmas, just for her.
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Thats remarkable. I love dogs, but if that was my dog I think I might take her around behind the barn and put her down.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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Ridiculously tacky, no matter who you are. But insanely tacky if you are a multi millionaire. Are my eyes deceiving me, or is that ol’ “And One!” himself?Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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In his defense, his career earnings in the NBA were only $146,000,000.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post*Banned*Comment
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I'm not sure if I should love Prince more for trashing And One!'s house or making incredible music. Actually, it is pretty clear his greatest accomplishment was trashing Boozer's house.Originally posted by YOhio View PostAs I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
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