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  • #46
    Is this really a thing now? The first one was maybe worth a chuckle. But changing the name of the person in the joke doesn't make it a different joke.

    https://www.gofundme.com/dont-go-joe...jazz-billboard
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Is this really a thing now? The first one was maybe worth a chuckle. But changing the name of the person in the joke doesn't make it a different joke.

      https://www.gofundme.com/dont-go-joe...jazz-billboard
      Is it bad that I've never heard of that valuable soon-to-be free agent?

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Pelado View Post
        Is it bad that I've never heard of that valuable soon-to-be free agent?

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        Maybe. He is an adequate rotation player. FTR, he was more valuable when he was leading the league in 3pt%. He has fallen off a bit, of late, though still shooting almost 45% on the year.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Maybe. He is an adequate rotation player. FTR, he was more valuable when he was leading the league in 3pt%. He has fallen off a bit, of late, though still shooting almost 45% on the year.
          I've seen him miss a couple of shots and execute a nice assist tonight. Thanks for the education.

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          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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          • #50
            The story behind this gofundme is pretty sad. I want to make it clear I'm not mocking her per se. But it's been an education seeing the reasons she posts for money. A 40-ish year old woman with metastatic breast cancer is asking for 50,000. The amount is fine, since you can blow through 50 grand pretty quick treating cancer. But she doesn't really do a good job inspiring people to donate. She's had 5 updates so far, and she's up to about 1400 pledged. So far, she needs money to:

            -Fix the car
            -Pursue alternative therapies and lifestyle changes that will prolong her life
            -Get dental work
            -Put a deposit on a bigger apartment
            -Start eating healthier
            -Attend 2 healing retreats
            -Get a new laptop
            -Fix a second car
            -Pay attorney's fees to secure someone's guardianship over her daughter (I'm not mocking this one)
            -Attend a Reiki Mastery retreat (tuition: 1700), which has helped her cancer go into remission in the past. I had to look up that one.
            -Fix the first car again

            I think she would have much better luck reaching her goal if she left out the details, and just said she needs the money while fighting her cancer.

            https://www.gofundme.com/larissas-fi...r-life-2v54jec
            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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            • #51
              Western Kentucky starts funding account for stadium expansion...oh wait. They start one for a new mascot costume.

              https://spiritfunder.wku.edu/project...ds-a-new-suit/


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              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                Western Kentucky starts funding account for stadium expansion...oh wait. They start one for a new mascot costume.

                https://spiritfunder.wku.edu/project...ds-a-new-suit/


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                ESPN has used that mascot in enough silly commercials, you'd think they would pony up and just buy the university a few more suits.

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                • #53
                  "Help, my friend's dog has cancer. $2,000 would really help."

                  https://www.gofundme.com/3pxdq9k
                  Last edited by Donuthole; 05-01-2017, 02:34 PM.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    "Help, my friend's dog has cancer."

                    https://www.gofundme.com/3pxdq9k
                    You spend a lot of time on that website.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

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                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      You spend a lot of time on that website.
                      Not really. By way of another website (on which I admittedly spend too much time) that website comes to me.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        You spend a lot of time on that website.
                        If you would just donate to his damn page, he'd really be able to dedicate himself to it, bringing the REAL gems here. Do it!

                        On a related note, friends of ours' 11 year old got tagged by a car on his way to school last Thursday. He's been in ICU with a traumatic brain injury since. The gofundme set up for them is north of $35k in four days. I'm glad when the good ones work.


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                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • #57
                          Give me money so I can serve the poor

                          https://www.gofundme.com/subway-fran...rchase?r=63029

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                            Give me money so I can serve the poor

                            https://www.gofundme.com/subway-fran...rchase?r=63029
                            Yikes. That has to be a joke, right?
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                              Give me money so I can serve the poor

                              https://www.gofundme.com/subway-fran...rchase?r=63029
                              I've got a friend that set up a couple of gofundme's for her kids. The kids want money so they can go help build orphanages or something in Africa and South America. The friend is pissed because no one has donated anything. I'm not paying for someone's kids to go on a two week long service opportunity, errrrr.......vacation.

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                              • #60
                                GoFundYourself: Post Your Mockable Cyber-Begging Efforts Here

                                Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                                I've got a friend that set up a couple of gofundme's for her kids. The kids want money so they can go help build orphanages or something in Africa and South America. The friend is pissed because no one has donated anything. I'm not paying for someone's kids to go on a two week long service opportunity, errrrr.......vacation.
                                But are they asking for a quarter of a million dollars to buy a fast food franchise?
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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