Have you or spouse ever had an affair?

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  • frank ryan
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 12453

    #1

    Have you or spouse ever had an affair?

    In light of the Ashley Madison hack ...
    27
    No, neither
    88.89%
    24
    I have
    7.41%
    2
    My spouse house
    3.70%
    1
    I suspect my spouse has but don't know for sure
    0.00%
    0

    The poll is expired.

  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25304

    #2
    I voted "My spouse house" just because I like how it rhymes. Also, what about an option "I don't suspect that my spouse has, but I don't know for sure." Because isn't that the more accurate answer for anyone who wants to answer "No, neither".
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • frank ryan
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 12453

      #3
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      I voted "My spouse house" just because I like how it rhymes. Also, what about an option "I don't suspect that my spouse has, but I don't know for sure." Because isn't that the more accurate answer for anyone who wants to answer "No, neither".
      Oh shit. I can't edit it. Mods can you edit it or delete it so I can post a more grammatically appropriate one?
      Last edited by frank ryan; 07-21-2015, 04:05 PM.

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #4
        I voted "I Have"
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 38039

          #5
          Where is the "I suspect I have, but don't know for sure" option?
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

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          • Topper
            Pre-Historic Man
            • Nov 2011
            • 11764

            #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            I voted "I Have"
            Which wife? Wife number one or two. A different answer for each wife.
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            Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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            • Uncle Ted
              The Big 12 money shot.
              • Apr 2010
              • 28853

              #7
              Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
              Oh shit. I can't edit it. Mods can you edit it or delete it so I can post a more grammatically appropriate one?
              Have them add a selection for former spouse while they are at it.
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • byu71
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 22070

                #8
                Knowing the caliber of people on this board and all the pluses they have going for them, I can't imagine anyone here having a spouse cheat on them. Well maybe one.

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                • jay santos
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 13652

                  #9
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  Where is the "I suspect I have, but don't know for sure" option?
                  This is for ambien users.

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                  • clackamascoug
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 9709

                    #10
                    Where's the option "I wanted to - but she called the police instead."

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