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  • #61
    Super Dell. A gift that just keeps on giving.

    http://www.sltrib.com/news/2136671-1...ays-hes-a-hero

    His voice breaking at times, former TV pitchman "Super Dell" Schanze passionately told a federal judge Tuesday that he is a hero in his restrained use of guns to defend himself during several incidents over the years, and he doesn't deserve to be "terrorized" by law officers and the "evil media."

    And the current federal charges of harassing wildlife while flying a paraglider was manufactured by an "anti-Christ homosexual who hates me," Schanze told U.S. District Judge Dee Benson.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Super Dell. A gift that just keeps on giving.

      http://www.sltrib.com/news/2136671-1...ays-hes-a-hero
      i wonder which came first. Becoming an anti-Christ or becoming gay. Both seem to a slippery slope to the other.
      A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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      • #63
        This guy is going to shoot and kill someone who's giving him a hard time someday.
        Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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        • #64
          "anti-Christ homosexual" seems redundant.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
          sigpic

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          • #65
            Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
            This guy is going to shoot and kill someone who's giving him a hard time someday.
            It would be nice if he were sent to mental health court and committed to treatment so he would be banned from owning a firearm.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
              It would be nice if he were sent to mental health court and committed to treatment so he would be banned from owning a firearm.
              It's just troubling to me that he feels like he's a hero because he's shown great restraint with his use of firearms in all of his confrontations. Dude is cuckoo
              Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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              • #67
                other than at least three guns, what does this dude have in his fanny pack?!

                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                  other than at least three guns, what does this dude have in his fanny pack?!

                  Not a fanny pack. That's just added support for his massive huevos. He's got to have quite the pair to say what he says.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                    other than at least three guns, what does this dude have in his fanny pack?!

                    Clearly, he is from the future.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
                      Clearly, he is from the future.
                      Also, both his attorney and his wife are clearly thinking, "I don't get paid enough for this sh!#."
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • #71
                        Maybe he's trying to bring back sprockets...

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                        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                          Maybe he's trying to bring back sprockets...

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                          I was trying to decide whether he was emulating Steve Jobs or Sterling Archer.

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                            Also, both his attorney and his wife are clearly thinking, "I don't get paid enough for this sh!#."
                            Actually, I think his attorney is thinking "Well...the check cleared again. So here we are."

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                            • #74
                              Wasn't sure whether to post here or in the facebook thread, but this dandy came across my feed:

                              SuperDell.jpg

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                                Wasn't sure whether to post here or in the facebook thread, but this dandy came across my feed:

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                                Poor guy must have ran out of owls.
                                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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