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  • #556
    Originally posted by Copelius View Post
    You can always tell when they have a convention in town. When I walk around the tabernacle during the break before the broadcast, I always get hit by pungent mixes of nauseating odors as I pass people.
    Coulda been a bunch of Utes heading home to mom's basement after a game.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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    • #557
      Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
      Speaking of quack medicine, there was a doTerra convention in town this week. I was walking down the sidewalk amongst dozens of doTerra faithful doTerrorists and had this overwhelming urge to yell out, "Essential oils are a scam!".

      Fortunately, I resisted the urge because I didn't want to get cited for inciting a riot. A stampeding herd of essential oil mommies is a danger to public safety.
      Please refer to them by their proper name. TIA.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #558
        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
        Please refer to them by their proper name. TIA.
        Ha, I thought of you when I read his post.

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        • #559
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Please refer to them by their proper name. TIA.
          I hadn't heard that proper name before. Now I'm educated.

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          • #560
            What's the scoop on CBD? Quackery, or with merits? I have a friend who gave me a bottle to try because of the back pain I've had. Their operation (Mons Pura) controls the process from start to finish in such a way that it's a high quality product. Normally the the oil has .3% THC, but the bottle he gave me has none.

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            • #561
              Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
              What's the scoop on CBD? Quackery, or with merits? I have a friend who gave me a bottle to try because of the back pain I've had. Their operation (Mons Pura) controls the process from start to finish in such a way that it's a high quality product. Normally the the oil has .3% THC, but the bottle he gave me has none.
              Snake oil du juor.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • #562
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                Snake oil du juor.
                I'll let you know how it works out, but I fear you're spot on.

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                • #563
                  Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post

                  I'll let you know how it works out, but I fear you're spot on.
                  Hey, there really is such a thing as the placebo effect. Good luck.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • #564
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                    Hey, there really is such a thing as the placebo effect. Good luck.
                    Not after you destroyed his faith in the product. Nice going, Dude.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • #565
                      Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post

                      I'll let you know how it works out, but I fear you're spot on.
                      Actually, it turns out CBD is prohibited for soldiers, even if it's purchased legally. So you won't find me singing its praises on social media.

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                      • #566
                        That's funny. I think I turned into a bot.

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                        • #567
                          I may not have agree with Orrin Hatch on everything (see this thread for example) but I salute his willingness to compromise and to treat his political opponents as friends. That culture is long gone in today's political environment. RIP, Senator.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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