The 2016 Presidential Election Trainwreck

[Pelado]

yes. it's your fault you live in a shitty place, duder.

It seems like it would be better without the Popeye's franchises, though.

[Commando]

Trump already flip flopping on his flip flop

Anderson Cooper: So if they haven’t committed a crime is there going to be a path to legalization? I’m talking about citizenship.

Donald Trump: No there’s not a path to legalization unless people leave the country if they come back in and then they have to start paying taxes but there is no path to legalization unless they leave the country and come back.

So Trump is unaware of, say, a backlog at the Department of State on waivers and visa applications? Good to know! Wonder if he can let me know what the benefit of consular processing via the Department of State with a waiver that doesn't yet exist would be as opposed to applying for adjustment of status via USCIS with the benefit of a waiver that doesn't exist, except that he gets to say that people will "come in the right way?" This dicknose specializes in proposing logistical impossibilities that mostly just appeal to white nationalists. F$k that guy

Also, the great majority of the people he's talking about are already paying a shit ton of taxes. A lot of people just get a TIN and pay. Most who don't are afraid to because they want to stay off the radar, yet they pump literally billions into each state's economy and pay every other kind of sales tax, fuel tax, liquor tax, etc in cold hard cash.

[old_gregg]

It seems like it would be better without the Popeye's franchises, though.

popeyes is a delicious and important part of the modern american cultural landscape

[myboynoah]

Trump already flip flopping on his flip flop

Anderson Cooper: So if they haven’t committed a crime is there going to be a path to legalization? I’m talking about citizenship.

Donald Trump: No there’s not a path to legalization unless people leave the country if they come back in and then they have to start paying taxes but there is no path to legalization unless they leave the country and come back.

Ummmmm, that was Mitt's plan.

[Commando]

Ummmmm, that was Mitt's plan.

Mitt had a shit immigration advisor-- cost him the election.

[SCcoug]

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[SCcoug]

Priceless. Actual passage from Ann Coulter's book.

What is wrong with her?

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[YOhio]

This is great.

[myboynoah]

They are just so, so, so stupid.

Three "so"s. That's stupid.

[Omaha 680]

Hillary Clinton is the luckiest politician alive. Seriously. Against literally any other viable candidate she would be losing. Against a solid candidate like Kasich she would be getting buried.

[beefytee]

I still think Cruz loses to Hilary. He would have been a horrible candidate as well. Any other candidate though... Well Ben Carson would have been bad too.... Maybe I don't belong in the republican party anymore.

[Commando]

What is wrong with her?

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So she can only climax to hate speech. Good to know.

[Commando]

I still think Cruz loses to Hilary. He would have been a horrible candidate as well. Any other candidate though... Well Ben Carson would have been bad too.... Maybe I don't belong in the republican party anymore.

The Republican Party has been off-script since last November. Jeb was supposed to be the Guy. He was a great moderate Republican and would have killed Hillary. Too bad the party got hijacked by shitbags starting with the Tea Party on down.

[BlueK]

What is wrong with her?

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please deport Coulter to North Korea.

[Uncle Ted]

I still think Cruz loses to Hilary. He would have been a horrible candidate as well. Any other candidate though... Well Ben Carson would have been bad too.... Maybe I don't belong in the republican party anymore.

Yeah, there is only one man that can save us from Crooked Hillary...