CUF Presidential Poll - 5 Days To Go

[DU Ute]

I don't know who I will vote for. I'm heading into that booth and will wait until a I receive a sign of some kind. But I think Obama will win the electoral college handily and will also win the popular vote, but by well less than a 1% margin.

Sandy wasn't enough of a sign for you? You really are past feeling.

[wuapinmon]

I thought about putting that in as an option just for you. In the end I decided not to, as one thing that my job has made very clear is that the more choices you give people, the more they will screw things up.

But you rejected Satan's plan so you could come to the earth.

[venkman]

It amazes me with all mormon culture has accomplished that the descendents of her Pioneers are the biggest groups of STRINGPULLING PUSSIES that ever were assembled.

SHALL WE NOT GO ON IN SUCH A GREAT CAUSE?

Ohhh, I will keep telling myself that Romney is going to lose so I look cool with the wanker liberal faction. Ooooh, I can't handle the emotional devestation of my people not being beloved....oooh Max Hall threw too many fucking interceptions to Utah and TCU I don't know if my system can handle such disapointiment. Ooooh, if Michael Jordan had only played for anyone but Chicago because Chicago always gets their way....oooohhhh!

If JOSEPH SMITH WERE HERE HE WOULD CALL YOU ALL STRINGPULLING PUSSIES! IF PORTER ROCKWELL WERE HERE HE WOULD TELL YOU ALL TO MAN THE FUCK UP! IF EMMA HALE SMITH WERE HERE SHE WOULD BE LOOKING FOR ELIZA R. SNOW OR ANYONE ELSE OF JOSEPH'S HOES!

Actually, if Joseph were here he probably would be voting for Obama but that is why God had to take him before the western migration. Like most progressives he had his head in the clouds.

:clap:

[il Padrino Ute]

It amazes me with all mormon culture has accomplished that the descendents of her Pioneers are the biggest groups of STRINGPULLING PUSSIES that ever were assembled.

SHALL WE NOT GO ON IN SUCH A GREAT CAUSE?

Ohhh, I will keep telling myself that Romney is going to lose so I look cool with the wanker liberal faction. Ooooh, I can't handle the emotional devestation of my people not being beloved....oooh Max Hall threw too many fucking interceptions to Utah and TCU I don't know if my system can handle such disapointiment. Ooooh, if Michael Jordan had only played for anyone but Chicago because Chicago always gets their way....oooohhhh!

If JOSEPH SMITH WERE HERE HE WOULD CALL YOU ALL STRINGPULLING PUSSIES! IF PORTER ROCKWELL WERE HERE HE WOULD TELL YOU ALL TO MAN THE FUCK UP! IF EMMA HALE SMITH WERE HERE SHE WOULD BE LOOKING FOR ELIZA R. SNOW OR ANYONE ELSE OF JOSEPH'S HOES!

Actually, if Joseph were here he probably would be voting for Obama but that is why God had to take him before the western migration. Like most progressives he had his head in the clouds.

I disagree. Max Hall didn't throw enough interceptions against Utah.

[DU Ute]

I disagree. Max Hall didn't throw enough interceptions against Utah.

:clap:

[UtahDan]

Sandy wasn't enough of a sign for you? You really are past feeling.

She didn't hurt my swing state much. I need someone who can interpret signs for me.

[Coach McGuirk]

I'm 69% R, 26% L and and 5% D. In polling myself right now, it looks as if I will vote D based on the random sampling I performed.

[TexTechCoug]

It amazes me with all mormon culture has accomplished that the descendents of her Pioneers are the biggest groups of STRINGPULLING PUSSIES that ever were assembled.

SHALL WE NOT GO ON IN SUCH A GREAT CAUSE?

Ohhh, I will keep telling myself that Romney is going to lose so I look cool with the wanker liberal faction. Ooooh, I can't handle the emotional devestation of my people not being beloved....oooh Max Hall threw too many fucking interceptions to Utah and TCU I don't know if my system can handle such disapointiment. Ooooh, if Michael Jordan had only played for anyone but Chicago because Chicago always gets their way....oooohhhh!

If JOSEPH SMITH WERE HERE HE WOULD CALL YOU ALL STRINGPULLING PUSSIES! IF PORTER ROCKWELL WERE HERE HE WOULD TELL YOU ALL TO MAN THE FUCK UP! IF EMMA HALE SMITH WERE HERE SHE WOULD BE LOOKING FOR ELIZA R. SNOW OR ANYONE ELSE OF JOSEPH'S HOES!

Actually, if Joseph were here he probably would be voting for Obama but that is why God had to take him before the western migration. Like most progressives he had his head in the clouds.

First, I want Mitt to win, and I don't care what the libs think.

Second, although offensive, I don't know what a string pulling pussy is. Is it a reference to a tampon? That would be pretty offensive.

Third, it isn't my fault that BYU and the Jazz choke when it counts, that's just the hand I've been dealt.

[venkman]

First, I want Mitt to win, and I don't care what the libs think.

Second, although offensive, I don't know what a string pulling pussy is. Is it a reference to a tampon? That would be pretty offensive.

Third, it isn't my fault that BYU and the Jazz choke when it counts, that's just the hand I've been dealt.

Are you ten years old or do you just have a crappy memory?

1980, 1983, 1984 Holiday Bowls. 2000, 2001, 2006, 2007, 2009 rivalry games. 1984 Pitt, 1990 Miami, 1997 Cotton Bowl, 2001 MSU game. Just for starters. Yeah, BYU have been chokers in the last three years, but we've had some pretty clutch finishes too. I'm not 100% positive on the on the meaning of string-pulling, but it doesn't sound good. I certainly don't want to be a string-pulling pussy.

I will give you the Jazz.

[TexTechCoug]

Are you ten years old or do you just have a crappy memory?

1980, 1983, 1984 Holiday Bowls. 2000, 2001, 2006, 2007, 2009 rivalry games. 1984 Pitt, 1990 Miami, 1997 Cotton Bowl, 2001 MSU game. Just for starters. Yeah, BYU have been chokers in the last three years, but we've had some pretty clutch finishes too. I'm not 100% positive on the on the meaning of string-pulling, but it doesn't sound good. I certainly don't want to be a string-pulling pussy.

I will give you the Jazz.

I was 1, 4, and 5 for those Holiday Bowls, so they don't count. 2001 was a chance for greatness that ended with an ass kicking to Hawaii.

The '90 Miami game gives me chills, the 1997 Cotton Bowl was great, but again there was the loss to Washington to blow the perfect season.

BYU has won some great games, but except for 1984, they haven't put it all together, one step away from greatness, which was my point. Hell, this year they have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, not once, but 3 times in the waning moments of important games.

Just because they lose, doesn't mean I don't love them, I still went to South Bend believing they could win.

I hope Mitt wins, but the pattern established for teams/causes I root for is to get agonizingly close and blow it.

[il Padrino Ute]

Are you ten years old or do you just have a crappy memory?

1980, 1983, 1984 Holiday Bowls. 2000, 2001, 2006, 2007, 2009 rivalry games. 1984 Pitt, 1990 Miami, 1997 Cotton Bowl, 2001 MSU game. Just for starters. Yeah, BYU have been chokers in the last three years, but we've had some pretty clutch finishes too. I'm not 100% positive on the on the meaning of string-pulling, but it doesn't sound good. I certainly don't want to be a string-pulling pussy.

I will give you the Jazz.

Why didn't you mention any of the other Holiday Bowls?

[venkman]

Why didn't you mention any of the other Holiday Bowls?

Because apparently he already has every other BYU loss burned deep into his psyche. I'm accentuating the positive, trying to buoy him up. I can see it didn't work!