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  • oxcoug
    Dolphins Rape Hipsters
    • Dec 2009
    • 5309
    #1

    Share your favorite quotations from new Mercedes Benz spokesperson, Che Guevara

    Here's a couple of old favs:

    "We must keep our hatred alive and fan it to paroxysm!"

    or

    "The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims!"

    or this one's always a hit

    "The n***r is indolent and lazy... whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent."

    Such an unusual guy, Che.

    Summon Wuap?
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.
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    • oxcoug
      Dolphins Rape Hipsters
      • Dec 2009
      • 5309
      #2
      Oldie but goodie:

      “To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary … These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail.”
      Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

      It can't all be wedding cake.

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        • Moliere
          One man.....one pie
          • Oct 2009
          • 27826
          #3
          Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
          Oldie but goodie:

          “To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary … These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail.”
          You sure Robespierre didn't say this one?

          FTR, Mercedes are for the over 50 crowd. If you own a Mercedes and are in your 30s I'll just say right now that I'm sorry for you.
          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186
              #4
              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
              You sure Robespierre didn't say this one?

              FTR, Mercedes are for the over 50 crowd. If you own a Mercedes and are in your 30s I'll just say right now that I'm sorry for you.
              The pity is mutual!
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                • il Padrino Ute
                  Junior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 19161
                  #5
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  The pity envy is mutual!
                  fify.
                  "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                  "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                    • il Padrino Ute
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19161
                      #6
                      My favorite quote:

                      "I shot him because he drank the last beer. Wouldn't you?"
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                        • Jacob
                          Junior Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 6801
                          #7
                          If any person has a good word for the previous government that is good enough for me to have him shot

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                            • YOhio
                              Hipster Mode
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 26165
                              #8
                              Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
                              Here's a couple of old favs:


                              "The n***r is indolent and lazy... whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent."
                              WTF? That's your favorite Che quote? You racist.

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                                • RobinFinderson
                                  Banned
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 10548
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                                  My favorite quote:

                                  "I shot him because he drank the last beer. Wouldn't you?"
                                  I searched for this quote on google, and it came up with exactly one link... to your post, il Pad. You are either paraphrasing or making stuff up. Either way, you shouldn't have that in quotation marks.

                                  Here were the results.

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