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    KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

    "The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.

    Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.

    The incident happened in Helmand province in southern Afghanistan where mainly British troops are struggling against a growing Taliban-led insurgency.

    In a separate incident in Helmand, nine policemen were killed when Taliban insurgents attacked a police post in Nari Sarraj district, the Interior Ministry said.

    Elsewhere, four Taliban insurgents were killed and seven policemen and two civilians wounded during a battle just outside Ghazni city, about 200 km (125 miles) southwest of the capital Kabul, a spokesman for the provincial governor said.

    On Friday, Washington is set to unveil a review of its strategy in Afghanistan, which is expected to emphasise the need to expand Afghan security forces and strengthen the country's heavily aid-dependent economy. (Reporting by Golnar Motevalli; Editing by Valerie Lee)
    http://www.reuters.com/article/lates.../idUSISL330182

  • #2
    I enjoy imagining this story put to film by the Zucker/Abrams group. First the terrorists are going about their work, and then gather for a solemn yet joyous sendoff of the martyr. One of them mindlessly reaches out to embrace the martyr who, forgetting that he's holding the detonator that has a spring release trigger, releases the detonator to reciprocate the hug. Boom goes the dynamite! Next scene, the entire gang is in hell, still in the same positions as the previous scene, but now totally mangled, with shredded clothes, bloodied, with smoke rising from their heads. They look at each other, for a moment unsure of what just happened, and then, "Oh crap!"

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    • #3

      Perhaps he was just demonstrating the power of the vest. "Now watch closely. I'm only going to show you once!"

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      • #4
        [YOUTUBE]HnL-7x4n4d8[/YOUTUBE]
        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
        -Turtle
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        • #5
          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
          I enjoy imagining this story put to film by the Zucker/Abrams group. First the terrorists are going about their work, and then gather for a solemn yet joyous sendoff of the martyr. One of them mindlessly reaches out to embrace the martyr who, forgetting that he's holding the detonator that has a spring release trigger, releases the detonator to reciprocate the hug. Boom goes the dynamite! Next scene, the entire gang is in hell, still in the same positions as the previous scene, but now totally mangled, with shredded clothes, bloodied, with smoke rising from their heads. They look at each other, for a moment unsure of what just happened, and then, "Oh crap!"
          lol!

          I imagined a Benny Hill roll credits type scene where Yakkity Sax is playing in the background.

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          • #6
            If these folks really believed the virgins story, why is it that only young terrorists blow themselves up. Why not older or middle aged terrorists. Could it be that as they grow up and mature (using that term loosely) they don't believe that crap?

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