You know your life has taken a horrible turn when

[SteelBlue]

...you are arrested after being found half (the nasty half) naked in a horse pasture.

http://www.redding.com/news/2008/nov...horse-pasture/

[il Padrino Ute]

Wow.

A registered sex offender and now an apparent horse molester.

Or am I just jumping to conclusions?

[SteelBlue]

Wow.

A registered sex offender and now an apparent horse molester.

Or am I just jumping to conclusions?

That's sure what it seems like. BTW, what's the point of a monitoring device if the dude can leave home and try to hump a horse? I thought they could tell you were breaking parole the moment you left your trailer.

[il Padrino Ute]

That's sure what it seems like. BTW, what's the point of a monitoring device if the dude can leave home and try to hump a horse? I thought they could tell you were breaking parole the moment you left your trailer.

Excellent question.

I want to know how he convinced to the horse to ignore the monitoring device. "It's ok, baby - because we love each other."

[RC Vikings]

Bestiality is a hard one to understand. At what point does the back side of a horse or sheep look good.

This does remind me of a slightly related story. A friend who was in a bishopric up on campus told me that one of their female students had confessed to getting creative with some honey and her puppy at home.

[BigFatMeanie]

Bestiality is a hard one to understand. At what point does the back side of a horse or sheep look good.

This does remind me of a slightly related story. A friend who was in a bishopric up on campus told me that one of their female students had confessed to getting creative with some honey and her puppy at home.

Every dude wants to do it with a chick like that (i.e. a chick that can get creative). Maybe not marry a chick like that but definitely do it with a chick like that.

[Sizzle]

It sounds like the beginning of an off colored joke.

So a guy is walking around a pasture half naked...

[SteelBlue]

It sounds like the beginning of an off colored joke.

So a guy is walking around a pasture half naked...

I thought the half naked part was funny. Would they say half naked if he was wearing pants but no shirt? When the southern hemisphere is exposed, you are naked.

[Solon]

Bestiality in Hurricane, UT.

http://www.thespectrum.com/article/2...nclick_check=1

[kimchicoug]

I didn't know there was a thread dedicated to this. This is a recent famous case here in Phoenix: http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/B...140748733.html

[Joe Public]

Bestiality in Hurricane, UT.

http://www.thespectrum.com/article/2...nclick_check=1

Purgatory Correctional Facility - that sounds like something out of a movie.