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  • Borderline Divine
    Junior Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 598

    #1

    You might be a teabagger if...

    The Holy War is over, and Utah won - Federal Ute

    Think of how stupid the average American is. Then remember that half are even dumber than that. - George Carlin
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25304

    #2
    I'm no tea partier. I like the idea of getting past the 2-party system, but they lost me as soon as they adopted Sarah Palin as a spokesperson and they sealed the deal when they started pimping candidates like Sharon Angle.

    That said, I find it comical that the very people championing equal marriage rights for gays have chosen a gay slur as a nickname for the party.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • byu71
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 22070

      #3
      Originally posted by Borderline Divine View Post
      You might be a pragmaticprogressive if you are comfortable walking around with your head up your ass looking for ideas.

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #4
        I never considered "teabagging" a reference to homosexuality as much as a reference to a specific sexual act....very similar to LA Ute's recent admission that he was enjoying himself some hot lunch.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • Flystripper
          Degenerate Gambler
          • Nov 2008
          • 14136

          #5
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          I never considered "teabagging" a reference to homosexuality as much as a reference to a specific sexual act....very similar to LA Ute's recent admission that he was enjoying himself some hot lunch.
          I like my hot lunch with a well tossed salad....mmmm
          Dyslexics are teople poo...

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          • snowcat
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 1348

            #6
            Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
            I like my hot lunch with a well tossed salad....mmmm
            One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

            Woot

            I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
            SU

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            • Borderline Divine
              Junior Member
              • Jul 2010
              • 598

              #7
              Talk about your hijack

              So far this thread has included the following terms:

              pimp
              ass
              homosexual act
              hot lunch
              tossed salad

              Alas for unintended consequences.
              The Holy War is over, and Utah won - Federal Ute

              Think of how stupid the average American is. Then remember that half are even dumber than that. - George Carlin

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              • smokymountainrain
                Impressive Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 22593

                #8
                Originally posted by Borderline Divine View Post
                So far this thread has included the following terms:

                pimp
                ass
                homosexual act
                hot lunch
                tossed salad

                .
                and teabagger. Don't forget teabagger.
                I'm like LeBron James.
                -mpfunk

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                • Borderline Divine
                  Junior Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 598

                  #9
                  Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                  and teabagger. Don't forget teabagger.
                  I thought it went without saying

                  Oh and snowcat's icon puked.
                  The Holy War is over, and Utah won - Federal Ute

                  Think of how stupid the average American is. Then remember that half are even dumber than that. - George Carlin

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                  • marsupial
                    Mississippi Queen
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 3678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Borderline Divine View Post
                    So far this thread has included the following terms:

                    pimp
                    ass
                    homosexual act
                    hot lunch
                    tossed salad

                    Alas for unintended consequences.
                    Why did I look these up on urbandictionary? Why?
                    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                    -Teenage Dirtbag

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                    • il Padrino Ute
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19161

                      #11
                      And if you're head is up your ass, you're most definitely a progressive.
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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