SUU vice president resigns after busted with prostitute

[falafel]

I didn't see this anywhere yet. He was busted in December, so maybe there was news of it then. Anyway, SUU's prez has stepped down today after pleading guilty to gettin' busy with a prostitute. Its a misdemeanor, so he won't serve any time.

He was sentenced to pay $623 in fines and another $126 in "restitution." Wha? Who is he paying restitution to? Did he beat $126 bucks out of the hooker when he was done? This makes no sense to me.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51...y-suu.html.csp

[ERCougar]

I didn't see this anywhere yet. He was busted in December, so maybe there was news of it then. Anyway, SUU's prez has stepped down today after pleading guilty to gettin' busy with a prostitute. Its a misdemeanor, so he won't serve any time.

He was sentenced to pay $623 in fines and another $126 in "restitution." Wha? Who is he paying restitution to? Did he beat $126 bucks out of the hooker when he was done? This makes no sense to me.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51...y-suu.html.csp

VICE president....
Carry on.

[falafel]

VICE president....
Carry on.

Whooops.

Do you think he stole the $126 from the President?

[Borderline Divine]

This reminds me of Elliott Spitzer

A friend of mine made this comment when she read of his paying $5k to a pross while Governor of New York:

"The only hooker worth five thousand bucks is one that you get to strangle afterwards"

Now she said it, I didn't...under no circumstances do I condone these words...blah, blah, blah.

[I.J. Reilly]

A friend of mine made this comment when she read of his paying $5k to a pross while Governor of New York:

"The only hooker worth five thousand bucks is one that you get to strangle afterwards"

Now she said it, I didn't...under no circumstances do I condone these words...blah, blah, blah.

I'm going to watch Client 9 when it's available on Netflix. I'm really interested.

[Shaka]

Yeah the President thing threw me. Benson's wife Debbie is an old friend. I'm glad it was the vice president.

[RobinFinderson]

Here is some interesting information about the price of hookers. When we lived in South Central, we saw a LOT of hookers. We lived near one of their primary strolls on Figueroa. Anyhow, I would often walk to one of the little taco stands on the street to pick up some dinner, and I would get propositioned all the time. One time, out of curiosity, I talked to one of these hookers to find out a bit more. I asked, "So, how much?" And she said, "You're not a cop, are you?" And I said, "Nope." She said, "What are you looking for?" And I said, "Uhh, I don't know. I've never paid for sex. What kinds of things do you do?" And she said, "$40 for oral and $60 for sex." And I said, "Uhh, okay. I was just kind of curious. But I'm not interested right now, so I will see you around." And then I went to get my tacos.

So there you go. She was actually very pretty, though most of the women I've seen on the 'stroll' are NOT so good to look at. At those prices, they do seem to keep busy.

[Borderline Divine]

Uh, Robin

Not that it's important to me or anything, but...uh...cough...would that mean a person would spend $100 for oral and then...uh...sex?

Or could you get some oral and then...uh...y'know...for $60?

[RobinFinderson]

Not that it's important to me or anything, but...uh...cough...would that mean a person would spend $100 for oral and then...uh...sex?

Or could you get some oral and then...uh...y'know...for $60?

I have no idea, but I'm sure you could keep things below $80 and get what you needed by providing a nice gratuity.

[Sizzle]

I have no idea, but I'm sure you could keep things below $80 and get what you needed by providing a nice gratuity.

Or about the same price as a decent dinner and a movie.

[Donuthole]

Here is some interesting information about the price of hookers. When we lived in South Central, we saw a LOT of hookers. We lived near one of their primary strolls on Figueroa. Anyhow, I would often walk to one of the little taco stands on the street to pick up some dinner, and I would get propositioned all the time. One time, out of curiosity, I talked to one of these hookers to find out a bit more. I asked, "So, how much?" And she said, "You're not a cop, are you?" And I said, "Nope." She said, "What are you looking for?" And I said, "Uhh, I don't know. I've never paid for sex. What kinds of things do you do?" And she said, "$40 for oral and $60 for sex." And I said, "Uhh, okay. I was just kind of curious. But I'm not interested right now, so I will see you around." And then I went to get my tacos.

So there you go. She was actually very pretty, though most of the women I've seen on the 'stroll' are NOT so good to look at. At those prices, they do seem to keep busy.

You sure it wasn't a Hot Dog stand?

[BlueHair]

How much for a hoagie shack?

[KillerDog]

Hooker prices change dramatically based on the season and location but not dramatically based on the hotness of the girl. A quick perusal of backpage will show you the going rate and euphamisms used in your area. A few that I recall from a friend of mine from HS who became a cocktail waitress, a dancer, a stripper, and then a hooker: French, Greek, DATY, FS (or anything with a capital F and a capital S that shouldn't be capitalized), FBSM, GFE, and PSE.

In AC at the time, a girl who spoke french would give you an all inclusive date for $40. Quick look at backpage makes it seem SLC at this time for french is $100-120. I don't recall what greek or DATY cost but FS was running around $100 and included french lessons. Interestingly, FBSM was more expensive than french lessons alone.

Another thing about hookers that I recall from this same girl. More often than not, this girl would steal something extra from the guys she was "servicing." These girls needed protection because they were all lifting extra cash and watches while the guy was preoccupied.

I forgot to provide a glossary: French should be obvious as should greek. DATY stands for dining at the Y. FS is Full Service. FBSM is Full Body Sensual Massage. GFE is girl friend experience. PSE is porn star experience. All of the phrases signify specific acts for the "providers" and "hobbiest."

[LiveCoug]

Hooker prices change dramatically based on the season and location but not dramatically based on the hotness of the girl. A quick perusal of backpage will show you the going rate and euphamisms used in your area. A few that I recall from a friend of mine from HS who became a cocktail waitress, a dancer, a stripper, and then a hooker: French, Greek, DATY, FS (or anything with a capital F and a capital S that shouldn't be capitalized), FBSM, GFE, and PSE.

In AC at the time, a girl who spoke french would give you an all inclusive date for $40. Quick look at backpage makes it seem SLC at this time for french is $100-120. I don't recall what greek or DATY cost but FS was running around $100 and included french lessons. Interestingly, FBSM was more expensive than french lessons alone.

Another thing about hookers that I recall from this same girl. More often than not, this girl would steal something extra from the guys she was "servicing." These girls needed protection because they were all lifting extra cash and watches while the guy was preoccupied.

I understood almost nothing of this post. Almost nothing at all.

[Donuthole]

Hooker prices change dramatically based on the season and location but not dramatically based on the hotness of the girl. A quick perusal of backpage will show you the going rate and euphamisms used in your area. A few that I recall from a friend of mine from HS who became a cocktail waitress, a dancer, a stripper, and then a hooker: French, Greek, DATY, FS (or anything with a capital F and a capital S that shouldn't be capitalized), FBSM, GFE, and PSE.

In AC at the time, a girl who spoke french would give you an all inclusive date for $40. Quick look at backpage makes it seem SLC at this time for french is $100-120. I don't recall what greek or DATY cost but FS was running around $100 and included french lessons. Interestingly, FBSM was more expensive than french lessons alone.

Another thing about hookers that I recall from this same girl. More often than not, this girl would steal something extra from the guys she was "servicing." These girls needed protection because they were all lifting extra cash and watches while the guy was preoccupied.

I don't even know how to respond to this.