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  • FMCoug
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 6825

    #1

    Utah Culture Redux

    Utah is the best place I have ever lived! I feel so blessed to live in Zion. Even though I am not from pioneer heritage and am an orphan with no extended family, they have welcomed me with open arms. I feel sorry for all the people outside Utah who are not fortunate enough to live here. They are truly in Babylon.
    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
  • Flystripper
    Degenerate Gambler
    • Nov 2008
    • 14089

    #2
    It's true I do Live in Babylon but don't feel sorry for me. I am a heathen and I belong in Babylon. At least I can get a decent beef sandwich with giardiniera here. Make it HOT Johnny!

    BTW I don't appreciate one of you F***kers giving my location to the home teachers in the greater Chicago area.

    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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    • MarkGrace
      Grooveshark dick tease
      • Dec 2008
      • 31546

      #3
      Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
      Utah is the best place I have ever lived! I feel so blessed to live in Zion. Even though I am not from pioneer heritage and am an orphan with no extended family, they have welcomed me with open arms. I feel sorry for all the people outside Utah who are not fortunate enough to live here. They are truly in Babylon.
      I'm sensing some sarcasm!
      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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      • FMCoug
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 6825

        #4
        Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
        I'm sensing some sarcasm!
        No I am repenting of my eveil ways. The above is the only appropriate sentiment about Utah. Anything else means you hate the place. At least if your moniker is FMCoug.
        "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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        • LiveCoug
          LA Ute loves me
          • Nov 2008
          • 18486

          #5
          Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
          Utah is the best place I have ever lived! I feel so blessed to live in Zion. Even though I am not from pioneer heritage and am an orphan with no extended family, they have welcomed me with open arms. I feel sorry for all the people outside Utah who are not fortunate enough to live here. They are truly in Babylon.
          I've never understood your "pioneer heritage" beef. Not once in my life have been ridiculed or put down because my family is converts and we don't have pioneer stock. Nor have I ever heard any one else put down either. Oh well.

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          • YOhio
            Hipster Mode
            • Nov 2008
            • 26165

            #6
            Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
            I feel sorry for all the people outside Utah who are not fortunate enough to live here. They are truly in Babylon.
            I hope you're willing to exempt Dayton, Ohio from this statement. If not, we're going to have some real problems here.

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #7
              Everyone here in South Carolina, requires of us a song.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • FMCoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 6825

                #8
                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                I hope you're willing to exempt Dayton, Ohio from this statement. If not, we're going to have some real problems here.
                Sorry but I have seen the error of my ways. Did you know that in Dayton you can buy FULL STRENGTH beer? And you don't even have to go to a state-run store to get liquor?
                "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                • YOhio
                  Hipster Mode
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 26165

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  Everyone here in South Carolina, requires of us a song.
                  Great. Break out the banjo and take off your shoes.

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                  • FMCoug
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 6825

                    #10
                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    Great. Break out the banjo and take off your shoes.
                    You're assuming a) he owns shoes b) if he does, they were on in the first place.

                    Stereotypes rock!
                    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #11
                      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                      Great. Break out the banjo and take off your shoes.
                      How can I be thinking of a song in a strange land?
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • myboynoah
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 21719

                        #12
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        Great. Break out the banjo and take off your shoes.
                        No, please, tell him to keep his shoes on.
                        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                        For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                        Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                        • ewth8tr
                          Reverend of Irreverence
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 2347

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          How can I be thinking of a song in a strange land?

                          King Alpha would not be amused.
                          "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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