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    CNN hacked by Wiki "Leak"?

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUENhx8sgE"]YouTube - Shocking: CNN Accidently Airs Diarrhea Scene From "Dumb & Dumber"[/nomedia]

    Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to imbed this.
    One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

    Woot

    I believe religion has much inherent good and has born many good fruits.
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    [YOUTUBE]KlUENhx8sgE[/YOUTUBE]
    Everything in life is an approximation.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by snowcat View Post
      YouTube - Shocking: CNN Accidently Airs Diarrhea Scene From "Dumb & Dumber"

      Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to imbed this.
      ha ha! I remember on a classic Conan when Jeff Daniels went on the show and Conan ran that clip incessantly throughout the interview.
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Commando View Post
        ha ha! I remember on a classic Conan when Jeff Daniels went on the show and Conan ran that clip incessantly throughout the interview.
        I was thinking about the same thing, but in my memory, it was a SNL sketch.
        "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
        "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
        This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
          I was thinking about the same thing, but in my memory, it was a SNL sketch.
          Here it is:

          Saturday Night Live Transcripts


          Season 20: Episode 10




          94j: Jeff Daniels / Luscious Jackson

          Film Beat

          Ted Davis.....Chris Elliot
          .....Jeff Daniels
          Mark's Voice.....Michael McKean


          Caption: FILM BEAT

          [Opens with Ted and Jeff sitting in directors chairs with a TV screen behind them. Two rows of black and white pictures of Jeff Daniels performances from his movies are on the set]

          Ted Davis: Hi and welcome to Film Beat. I'm Ted Davis. No relation to Betty. Ha,ha,ha. And with me today is Jeff Daniels. A very versatile actor now starring with Jim Carrey in the hit comedy "Dumb and Dumber". Which one were you? He, he, he...

          Jeff Daniels: Well, I mean there wasn't really much...

          Ted Davis: No, no, no, that was the title, right?

          Jeff Daniels: Right.

          Ted Davis: But I got ya'.

          Jeff Daniels: You did, you did. Yep.

          Ted Davis: Well, I think we have a clip from "Dumb and Dumber". Is that all cued up, Mark?

          Mark: [off camera]Oh, yeah.

          Ted Davis: Ok, great. So let's take a look."Dumb and Dumber"

          [Cut to the scene in Dumb and Dumber were Jeff character is panting and grunting in the bathroom, taking his pants and underwear off in a hurry and taking a thunderous dump. His face contorts and flatulence and diarrhea sounds are heard. His face changes to comfort and with a towel he fans out the window the unholy smell of his crap]

          [Back to studio]

          Ted Davis:[laughs]That is funny stuff. Very funny, Jeff.[pats Jeff leg]

          Jeff Daniels:[amused but a little embarrassed] Yeah, well, not one of my proudest moments.

          Ted Davis: Of course not.

          Jeff Daniels: Hey, it was a nice change of pace.

          Ted Davis: Sure. No, absolutely. Now look, let me ask you something. Last summer you starred in the big action hit "Speed".

          Jeff Daniels: Mm-mmm.

          Ted Davis: Tell us about that one.

          Jeff Daniels: Oh, right. Well, I play an explosives expert and Keanu Reeves is my partner and he's in a bus with a bomb and I'm trying to figure out a way to keep it from blowing up.

          Ted Davis: Wow. Ok, well I think we have a clip of that. Let's take a look.

          [They turn to look at the screen again. The same clip of Dumb and Dumber plays again. The thunderous crap scene]

          [Back to studio]

          Jeff Daniels:[confused look] I think there's a....

          Ted Davis: Wow! That was exciting. Boy, jeez. So I guess the whole idea was that the stress caused you some sort of gastrointestinal thing?

          Jeff Daniels: Um, no. Actually, no. I think someone made a mistake. That was the same clip from before. That was a scene from "Dumb and Dumber".

          Ted Davis:[surprised]Ok, um Jeff. Wow. Umm. Let me switch gears here for a second. I want to talk a little bit about your breakthrough role in one of my favorite films "Terms of Endearment".

          Jeff Daniels: Sure.

          Ted Davis: If we could.

          Jeff Daniels: Well, I played a college professor whose wife was...

          Ted Davis: Played by Debra Winger.

          Jeff Daniels: Right. She's diagnosed with cancer and then she finds out I'm having an affair with a student.

          Ted Davis: Yes, that was quite a moment. I remember.

          Jeff Daniels: Yeah, yeah. People hated my character for cheating on a dying woman.

          Ted Davis: Yeah, no I'm sure. I can imagine. But ironically if I remember correctly your character also came down with a little bit of an illness. Something. Little bit of Montezuma's revenge. Let's take a look. I think we have a clip.

          Jeff Daniels: What?!

          [Cut to scene of thunderous dump of Dumb and Dumber]

          [back to studio]

          Ted Davis: Well Jeff Daniels, Deborah Winger, "Terms of Endearment". A lot of Oscars passed around. I don't know. How did you feel? I don't want to say overlooked....

          Jeff Daniels:[distressed] No, listen Ted. I think there's a problem with the clips.

          Ted Davis: Mark, are we having problems with the clips?

          Mark: [off camera] No problem.

          Ted Davis: Ok, no problem with the clips. Ok, let me again switch gears if I could for a second here.

          Jeff Daniels:[getting angry] Yeah, yeah.

          Ted Davis: Do you worry at all about being typecast? At all. I mean, do you worry about always being the guy in the toilet? I mean....Jeff "Diarrhea Head" Daniels.

          Jeff Daniels: All right. Look, look....I think I better just leave.[gets ready to leave, Ted holds his arm] Ted Davis: I'm sorry Jeff. Can you hold that thought? We have to break away for a commercial here and will be right back after this commercial with Jeff "Toilet Boy" Daniels? So stay tuned.

          [cut to thunderous dump scene of Dumb and Dumber]

          [back to studio]

          Ted Davis: Ok, so we're back from commercials.

          Jeff Daniels: That wasn't a commercial!!

          Ted Davis: Yes, it was.

          Jeff Daniels: No!, no!

          Ted Davis: It was a commercial.

          Jeff Daniels: Well, what was it a commercial for?!!

          Ted Davis: You know, I'm not sure. Let's take another look.

          Jeff Daniels: NO!!!

          Ted Davis: Its...we could do it. It's very easy to...

          Jeff Daniels: No!

          Ted Davis: Are you sure?

          Jeff Daniels: No....fine.

          Ted Davis: So what's next for Jeffrey Daniels? Tell me about it. What are you working on now?

          Jeff Daniels: Well, as a matter of fact, I'm writing a screenplay that I'm very excited about.

          Ted Davis: Oh, that's terrific, yeah. I think we have a clip of that. Let's take a look.

          Jeff Daniels: No, you don't.

          Ted Davis: Mark, do we have a clip of that?

          Mark: [off camera] Absolutely.

          Ted Davis: Ok, great.

          Jeff Daniels: You don't have a clip of a movie that hasn't even been made yet!!!

          Ted Davis: Oh, my dear Jeffrey. Then pray tell what might this be?

          [Thunderous dump scene from Dumb and Dumber plays again. Jeff is mortified. He covers his face, Ted looks at him and enjoys watching him squirm]

          Ted Davis: Ok, well Jeff. I think we're just out of time. Do you have any last words you'd like to leave us with?

          Jeff Daniels: Yeah, I really don't know why you're doing this. You know, I've never been treated in this way. I mean, I really, really, really resent....[loud fart sound effects]

          Ted Davis: Oh, no. Come on.[Fans his face, making it look like Jeff is farting]

          Jeff Daniels: I flew in here for this....I, I, I could've said no....

          [Film Beat logo appears. Frustrated Jeff keeps talking to a uninterested Ted]

          [fade]

          [cheers and applause]
          "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
          "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
          This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
          "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
          "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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