This guy deserves father of the year

[Uncle Ted]

We have an open field next to our house and a friend of mine keeps some horses there. That generates some flies, but we don't mind. But a few weeks ago they started chaining a dog there. The dog barked non-stop for hours EVERY SINGLE DAY. And often during the night. I am sure it would occasionally run out of food or water, but they live a block away, so they can't hear it or take care of the problem.

After so much sleep deprivation, I briefly considered the blue weenie approach, but confronted my friend instead and asked him to take care of the problem. The dog is gone. Now we are going to have the family over for pizza or bbq to show that there are no hard feelings.

FTR, I have never killed a neighbor's dog.

FTR, I have never killed a neighbor's dog... but I helped my dad bury a neighbor's dog.

My dad woke up one night and noticed the cattle near the house were being spooked by something and making a lot of noise. He went out and saw a coyote chasing the cattle around out in the field so he grab his gun, shot it, and when back to bed. The next morning my dad wakes me up and tells me he needs my help burying the neighbor's dog before they noticed it was missing.

[wuapinmon]

rat poison and hot dogs are cheap

I'm considering running for the school board next time around. This sounds like a great plan. Go on.