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I just wanted to let everyone know that, every day, in urban areas all over this country, groups of terrorists drive their cars in certain formations and at certain speeds (perfected over the years) so as to cause traffic jams on our nation's freeways, all for the purpose of causing accidents and damaging our economy. The government has known about it for years, but it unable to do anything about it, since the offending drivers technically aren't breaking any laws. Funded by Al Qaeda, these terrorists spend the bulk of their day in coffee shops, using free internet, ordering free/cheap refills on their coffee. This is their attempt to minimally contribute to the US economy. Walk into a Starbucks and you will see loads of them. Approach one and he (they are almost always men) will tell you that he is a screenwriter... yeah right! Twice a day, starting at about six in the morning and three in the afternoon, they leave their Starbucks to go ride formation on the freeways, and clog up our system.
Think about traffic congestion -- it increases accidents (death to Americans!), it damages our economy (death to America!), it pollutes our environment (death to America!) and it keeps mothers and fathers from parenting their children, which harms families and increases the likelihood of children growing up to cause trouble for society rather than contribute to its success (death to America!).
Question: The government has let us 'learn to live with terrorism' here, because they are helpless to do anything about it (ever notice how adding a new freeway lane never seems to solve anything?). Should the government continue to remain silent, or is it better for the public to know?
Think about traffic congestion -- it increases accidents (death to Americans!), it damages our economy (death to America!), it pollutes our environment (death to America!) and it keeps mothers and fathers from parenting their children, which harms families and increases the likelihood of children growing up to cause trouble for society rather than contribute to its success (death to America!).
Question: The government has let us 'learn to live with terrorism' here, because they are helpless to do anything about it (ever notice how adding a new freeway lane never seems to solve anything?). Should the government continue to remain silent, or is it better for the public to know?
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