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  • #16
    When periwinkle makes a fairy tinkle.
    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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    • #17
      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
      When the Mormon will be normal
      When the Mormon can have more than one woman
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • #18
        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        When the Mormon can have more than one woman
        When the momrons will come a stormin . .
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by creekster View Post
          When the momrons will come a stormin . .
          This reminds me of my uncle, who was RCMP up in Canada. He was the big man on the force, and when they had to raid houses it was his job to knock in the door. And that is how he got his nickname:

          Stormin Norman the Mormon Doorman.

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          • #20
            When the politicians will just shut the hell up and do what's best for their consituents rather than what's expedient to further their own career.

            Sorry. I never was very good at rhyming.
            "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


            "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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            • #21
              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
              When the politicians will just shut the hell up and do what's best for their consituents rather than what's expedient to further their own career.

              Sorry. I never was very good at rhyming.
              Anyone else hate slant rhyme? Word and Lord do not rhyme and it kills the hymn for me when I see it.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • #22
                When puce can float a dooce.
                Visca Catalunya Lliure

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                • #23
                  So that the Cat can still wear that Hat
                  Everything in life is an approximation.

                  http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                  • #24
                    ...when Tavernari can enter Kiri.
                    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                    • #25
                      The Daily Show had a good take on the prayer. The whole clip is good, but the prayer part starts around 7+ minutes.

                      http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...fest-09-obamas
                      I have nothing else to say at this time.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post



                        I suddenly want to get a job at UPS.
                        Last edited by Mr Incredible; 01-21-2009, 08:50 PM. Reason: consolidation
                        This space is available.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          yikes.

                          you lose the ability to criticize any of my posts for the next 2 days.
                          I admit that was bad. I am going through a bad breakup with one of my ties so I'm a bit out of sorts.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                            I admit that was bad. I am going through a bad breakup with one of my ties so I'm a bit out of sorts.
                            that also includes veiled criticism, btw.
                            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Mr Incredible View Post
                              I suddenly want to get a job at UPS.
                              Speaking of the UPS, we got a knock on the door the other night. My son answered the door and come into the kitchen and said "Mom, the UPS guy is at the door and he is wondering if he can borrow our ladder." She thought he was joking. He continued, "No really. There is a package on the roof." She finally went to the door and there was an embarrassed UPS guy asking her for a ladder. He slipped on the ice walking up to our door and as his hand went back to catch himself, the package he was carrying slipped out and flew up on to our roof. He said he was happy she was home and that she had a good sense of humor. He was wondering what he would have done if nobody had been at home. We tease him now whenever he comes.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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