The Glorious Blog of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea

[il Padrino Ute]

lol. That's exactly what he wants to do.

Let me respond gently: That is a gigantic bunch of bullshit. How someone could honestly believe the above statement is true is both scary and hilarious.

Please tell me why I'm wrong. And please do it without the snark.

[il Padrino Ute]

Il Pad can't figure out whether Obama is a pussy or bloodthirsty warmonger.

Oh, he's a pussy. He doesn't have the guts to stand up to the true enemies of this country and certainly doesn't have the guts to accept responsibility for anything that doesn't put him in a positive political light.

[Katy Lied]

KJU hasn't done much talking at all. All of these aggressive moves have come relatively quickly after his accession.

[YOhio]

Please tell me why I'm wrong. And please do it without the snark.

I'm out. I can't possibly explain why Obama doesn't want to kill US citizens on US soil without the snark. Sorry.

[il Padrino Ute]

I'm out. I can't possibly explain why Obama doesn't want to kill US citizens on US soil without the snark. Sorry.

Okay, use snark and I will too. You're either too afraid to answer or you know I'm right.

[CardiacCoug]

So...I was talking to someone the other day who works with a guy who keeps talking about how scary the North Koreans are.

He says that, sure, they haven't been able to make a nuke small enough to fit on one of their missiles, but they do have the missiles. They've sent a monkey into orbit and back. And he says that while they haven't made a small enough nuke, they have been successfully testing EMP's and have one of those small enough to sit atop their missile.

So his theory (not the guy I spoke to, but the guy he works with) is that the N Koreans could send an EMP over, detonate it 80 miles up, and effectively destroy about 60-70% of the US power grid. And what would happen in the US for the next 2-3 months it would take to rebuild that? No food...no water...ineffective communication...communities cut off...authority heading home to protect/care for family...chaos...anarchy...

He keeps telling folks they need to get their year supply of food put together. And that it wouldn't be a bad idea to pick up a generator.

I know that Kim is a big talker, but I have a hard time imagining him really wanting things to go to war. And an incredibly difficult time thinking that he would ever actually make an attack like that directly on the USA. But it's an interesting theory.

I thought a military electromagnetic pulse was just a nuclear bomb detonated at altitude. Does it make sense that they could detonate a nuc at altitude over the US?

[Eddie]

I thought a military electromagnetic pulse was just a nuclear bomb detonated at altitude. Does it make sense that they could detonate a nuc at altitude over the US?

I had the same question, and I'm not sure of the difference. He did say something along the lines of folks making fun of the NK's because their nuclear tests haven't had the yield that you would expect - like smaller than those used in WWII - but that speculation is that the reason they were smaller is because they were attempting to maximize the EMP effect and not the nuclear destruction effect. And that when looked at in that light, the tests may have been much more successful than initially thought.

Again - not sure how much of the speculation I believe. Just thought it was interesting.

[YOhio]

A new North Korean short doc on life in America.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

[Eddie]

A new North Korean short doc on life in America.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

That was awesome on SO MANY levels.

Good thing I don't drink coffee as all of the snow has melted locally. What do people in Arizona do for their coffee?

How much water did the NK camera crew being with them to make snow-free NK coffee?

And to cap it off...NK to Americans - "Let them eat cake!".

[Eddie]

A new North Korean short doc on life in America.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

I forgot to add, in all fairness, when I was in Guatemala, Beverly Hills 90210 was at its peak. Folks down there figured it was a documentary that showed how all Americans live. They couldn't believe my parents didn't by my a BMW or Jeep for my 16th birthday.

[Coach McGuirk]

"there are no birds, except for these, which will be eaten Tuesday. They are yummy."

:rockon2:

[Katy Lied]

"there are no birds, except for these, which will be eaten Tuesday. They are yummy."

:rockon2:

That was hilarious. And the two homeless guys sitting in the snow next to the dead bodies of their friends covered by blue tarps.

Also:

"In other places in America, often disguised as countries in Europe..." (followed by stock footage of Eastern European ghettos)

[BigPiney]

Also:

"In other countries in America, often disguised as countries in Europe..." (followed by stock footage of Eastern European ghettos)

so excellent

[PaloAltoCougar]

I'm still laughing about how we apparently schedule our wild birds for eating on specific days. I'm looking out at my backyard and seeing a robin I've tagged for Friday.

[Goatnapper'96]

A new North Korean short doc on life in America.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707

Sumuhbitches! Bird isn't on my menu until Thursday! Damn them.