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  • statman
    Rabblerouser
    • Aug 2009
    • 2799

    #1

    Sloppy joe, slop-sloppy joe...

    http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=9954150
  • il Padrino Ute
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 19161

    #2
    That's the jr. high I attended. The worst scandal that took place when I was there was when Mike Johnson was bragging that he grabbed a girl's boob and didn't realize that this girl's older brother was listening to him brag about it and the guy beat the crap out of Mike.
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    • beelzebabette
      Golf & Cubs Disrespecter
      • Nov 2008
      • 2907

      #3
      That's a lot of certainlys, Jennifer Toomer-Cook.

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 38034

        #4
        Eastmont always was full of garbage! The only thing it was good for was sledding down the hill in the winter (something I did just this past winter).
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69830

          #5
          If that kid is part of a sports team mired in a slump, I predict a league championship coming up soon. Yikes.
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          • UtahDan
            *
            • Nov 2008
            • 14496

            #6
            Meatloaf sandwich!!

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            • falafel
              loves to talk on things
              • Mar 2009
              • 38034

              #7
              Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
              Meatloaf sandwich!!
              I just don't understand how a 16 year old kid would be interested in boring old meatloaf. I'll bet there are a lot of exciting chick-en sandwiches out there that would be much more appetizing.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • UtahDan
                *
                • Nov 2008
                • 14496

                #8
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                I just don't understand how a 16 year old kid would be interested in boring old meatloaf. I'll bet there are a lot of exciting chick-en sandwiches out there that would be much more appetizing.
                Maybe she served a delicious jerk-chicken.

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                • marsupial
                  Mississippi Queen
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 3678

                  #9
                  You guys are awful. The story says she forced him into it. This is somebody's son. I doubt you'd be joking about it if it were a girl raped.
                  What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                  -Teenage Dirtbag

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 38034

                    #10
                    Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                    Maybe she served a delicious jerk-chicken.
                    I suppose that's possible, but still - who would want a product that's been sitting on the shelf for so long?
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • marsupial
                      Mississippi Queen
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 3678

                      #11
                      Of course, I recognize that her being a lunch lady makes the jokes almost irresistible.
                      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                      -Teenage Dirtbag

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                      • falafel
                        loves to talk on things
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 38034

                        #12
                        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                        You guys are awful. The story says she forced him into it. This is somebody's son. I doubt you'd be joking about it if it were a girl raped.
                        You're probably right. And there's no way we'd be making these jokes if it were a young girl.

                        And as much as I'm sure its not true, my mind just can't imagine how something like this could happen without the boy complying to some degree.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • Commando
                          Explosivo
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 20748

                          #13
                          hoagies n grinders.
                          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                          • marsupial
                            Mississippi Queen
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 3678

                            #14
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            And as much as I'm sure its not true, my mind just can't imagine how something like this could happen without the boy complying to some degree.
                            Well, I have never been an adolescent boy. However, the woman looked physically strong, like she'd have no problem roughing up a 14 or 15 year old kid. From the story it sounds like she was manipulating and threatening him. And if the question is how did he get an erection for her, well, I thought boys that age pretty much always had a hard on.
                            What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                            -Teenage Dirtbag

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 38034

                              #15
                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                              Well, I have never been an adolescent boy. However, the woman looked physically strong, like she'd have no problem roughing up a 14 or 15 year old kid. From the story it sounds like she was manipulating and threatening him.
                              And she's an "authority figure" to boot. I mean, whoever ever dared butt in the lunch line? No one, that's who. In all seriousness, I'm sure there was significant manipulation (no pun intended).

                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                              And if the question is how did he get an erection for her, well, I thought boys that age pretty much always had a hard on.
                              Yes, and a constant desire to put it to use. That's sort of my point. (btw, lol).
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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