Parodying Hallelujah Thread

[wuapinmon]

So, to fight off a slow board and the doldrums of mid-January, I propose a thread wherein we parody those news stories we see that if exUte were to get wind of them, he'd post a jingoistic misanthropic harangue against them. So, using your inner-misanthrope, give your best Hallelujahish post about this story:

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/01/racial-bias-alleged-in-sauk-village-hirings.html

* For those critics who claim that this will play into his hands or embolden him by recognizing him, it might. Or, it might reach the tiniest crevasse of a heart three sizes too small and stir the coldest chambers to fire up (again?) in the warmth of humanism.

Hallelujah, so as not to contaminate any of the posts, please do not post in this thread. Please feel free to create a companion commentary thread if you like.

[woot]

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/01/racial-bias-alleged-in-sauk-village-hirings.html

If they didn't want to go to jail they shouldn't have been black! They're probably Muslims anyway (I work at 7/11 so it's a fun escape to pretend to be taking classes with cute medical school boys!)!

[DU Ute]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ixwZScfXw"]YouTube- I Don't Like Tuna (Hallelujah Parody)[/ame]

[BoylenOver]

YouTube- I Don't Like Tuna (Hallelujah Parody)

Best post ever? Best post ever.

[RobinFinderson]

Best post ever? Best post ever.

LOL! Those kids are going places. Awesome vid. Love the Cookie Monster shirt with the kanji.

[Non Sequitur]

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2...e-hirings.html

If they didn't want to go to jail they shouldn't have been black! They're probably Muslims anyway (I work at 7/11 so it's a fun escape to pretend to be taking classes with cute medical school boys!)!

You don't get the style. Too long. Too many sentences. You make an argument. The way you do an ExUte is you post a link and make a short, weak attempt at sarcasm. Something like, "Let's see how this works out." Or "I pray for the Liberals."

[TripletDaddy]

Ohbama sticking to what isn't working. Can anyone explain this to me? I thought this was going to be a new adminstration.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2014253120100120

[TripletDaddy]

Americans are tired of Libs and are voting them out. Sooner or later the will of God will win. Looks like the Dems are learning this the hard way.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...LEFTTopStories

[TripletDaddy]

More Dem problem solving: throw more money at healthcare. Is this the change that Ohbama promised? Looks like nothing has changed. Can anyone explain this to me.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/60074

[UtahDan]

Americans are tired of Libs and are voting them out. Sooner or later the will of God will win. Looks like the Dems are learning this the hard way.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...LEFTTopStories

Still too verbose and cogent.

[UtahDan]

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2014253120100120

Barrack Obama: man of the people.

[RobinFinderson]

Still too verbose and cogent.

I think DDD has nailed it.

[woot]

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/republicans-scott-brown-victory-rejection-democratic-arrogance/story?id=9611601

I like boy parts.

[TripletDaddy]

Still too verbose and cogent.

no credit for the multiple post/ramble? or the reference to his cougarguard "Ohbama" phase? that is vintage exUte.

Observing exUte's posts would be much like being an announcer for an ice skating competition (NOT a sport, btw)...."exUte has been practicing and he is about to try to pull off a triple combo.....here he goes......and he DOES it! 3 in a row!!!....of course he still holds the record for a quadruple post....but nobody does the triple quite like exUte......"

[PaloAltoCougar]

no credit for the multiple post/ramble? or the reference to his cougarguard "Ohbama" phase? that is vintage exUte.

Observing exUte's posts would be much like being an announcer for an ice skating competition (NOT a sport, btw)...."exUte has been practicing and he is about to try to pull off a triple combo.....here he goes......and he DOES it! 3 in a row!!!....of course he still holds the record for a quadruple post....but nobody does the triple quite like exUte......"

I was laughing at the multi-post drone. The only thing I would have added is an "Interesting." at the end of one of the posts, a predictable parting shot that is never interesting.