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    Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases…




    “Army Rangers – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”


    “U.S. Marines – Travel Agents To Allah”


    “Stop Global Whining”


    “When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”


    “The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”


    “Death Smiles At Everyone – Rangers Smile Back”


    “Army Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”


    “What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”


    “Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”


    “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”


    “Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”


    “It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”


    “Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”


    “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gunfire Support”


    “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”


    “A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
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  • #2
    except for the first four, they all have been around for decades, some even have illustrations with them.

    http://australianartilleryassociatio...d_jokes001.htm

    also you missed a couple

    airborne - death from above
    peace through superior firepower

    I may be small, but I'm slow.

    A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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